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MoonyTheHuman

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You are a car
« on: March 04, 2016, 10:25:48 pm »
You are a car, you are currently parked and you can do what cars do.
what will you do?
A d while your at it,  what type of car are you?
« Last Edit: March 04, 2016, 10:29:45 pm by MoonyTheHuman »
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2016, 11:06:33 am »
Batmobile, but in disguise.

 We're waiting for Batman to come back from the grocery store.
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2016, 12:39:00 pm »
Quote from: Tomasque on March 18, 2016, 11:06:33 am
Batmobile, but in disguise.

 We're waiting for Batman to come back from the grocery store.

No we're K.I.T.T. have gone under cover to find out if Bruce Wayne is really batman.

(The batmobile never did anything, but kitt could drive him self)
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You are a car
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2016, 01:08:57 pm »
PTW.
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2016, 02:18:27 pm »
no u

i am battman

n i kik ur ass bich
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2016, 02:43:09 pm »
We are a stylish 1970 Mustang of burgundy red colouration.
Are we sapient?
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2016, 04:30:26 pm »
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2016, 04:48:58 pm »
Rev the engine at passing people
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2016, 04:54:05 pm »
(wat? this came out of the blue >_> players)
ah... you are a stylish 1970 Mustang of burgundy red colouration (sorry, i had to pick due to no agreements)
You rev the engine at passerbyers, and some teenager attempts to steal you, calling you a 'magic car' what do you do?
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2016, 05:10:56 pm »
Honk the horn. Nonstop.
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2016, 06:15:31 pm »
Take them for a drive At FULL SPEED!!
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2016, 06:20:31 pm »
Quote from: Funk on March 18, 2016, 06:15:31 pm
Take them for a drive At FULL SPEED!!
+1

Talk in a hot girl's voice through the radio, calling yourself Alex.
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2016, 06:33:05 pm »
Quote from: Gwolfski on March 18, 2016, 06:20:31 pm
Quote from: Funk on March 18, 2016, 06:15:31 pm
Take them for a drive At FULL SPEED!!
+1

Talk in a hot girl's voice through the radio, calling yourself Alex.
+1 to that we're a wild untamed sexy car full of black leather and throbbing V 8 power.
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2016, 07:11:46 pm »
You begin to take them for a ride at full speed, the teen, not buckled in, flys out and gets smushed onto the back of another car, in a bloody mess ful of glass shards, when you stop at a stopsign. Woops! a giant traffic wreck occurs, you manage to get out, however
(lol Tomorrows headline: teen murdered by sentient car, giant traffic wreck follows: omen of bad luck?)
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Re: You are a car
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2016, 07:25:48 pm »
"It's just life honey, you've got hang on or crash and burn."

Go find some hitch hikers, this mean miss street machine's got hell of a thirst...

(get them to fill us up with some of that sweet gasoline.)
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