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What the hell’s all this cra- oh god it’s people wanting turns
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Take head off toilet and go see my psychologist. I'm late !
[2] Nakéen has so many psychological problems that she (or he) prefers to keep their head in a water-filled toilet and start drowning than the opposite (which is taking it out and not drowning, and going to see their psychologist). At least they have now improved their status block. They count as wounded, which is a step along the way to a further improved status which is not yet unlocked.
Name: Nakéen
Burning: No
Naked: No
Wounded: Yes
Maimed: No
I am the chunky Martyr! Pray my sacrifice pleased the Chunks!
[6] Salsacookies has pleased the Chunks! The Chunks bless Salsacookies with the gift of burning! Salsacookies’ status block is enhanced!
Name: Salsacookies
Burning: Yes
Naked: No
Wounded: Yes
Maimed: Yes
Go to a doctor to cure my bleeding
[5] It is much easier visiting a doctor than it is mashing buttons, Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds. Temporarily giving up on joining the TEST RUN game, he (or she, I haven’t checked their profile) is given expert help in stopping bleeding.
Name: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Burning: No
Naked: No
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Put clothes back on, eww.
[2] Disgusted by what he (or she) sees in the mirror, TheBiggerFish? contemplates putting her (or his) clothes back on. She stares at them for some time, and eventually bends down to pick up his underpants, and lifts one foot to put it through the one leg, as it were, of the underpants, and loses her balance, and collapses sideways to the floor, as naked as the day he was born, or, indeed, as naked as the beginning of the turn.
Name: TheBiggerFish?
Burning: No
Naked: Yes
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Dead: No
Post a character sheet for said test run.
[4] DoctorMcTaalik posts his name and status block for the TEST RUN game. It’s alright. Wouldn’t necessarily get into a non-FCFS, and it’s not 100% complete, but it’s alright. Since it’s FCFS, he gets in. Or she. Who knows.
Name: DoctorMcTaalik
Burning: No
Naked: No
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
demonstrate my magic skill
[3] endlessblaze, eschewing fancy pyrotechnics as much as they eschew capitalisation, pulls a short string of used handkerchiefs from his or her sleeve. It would stand a chance of impressing a gaggle of four year olds who’ve just been fed a great deal of cake, but there aren’t any of those here, so it impresses no one.
Name: endlessblaze
Burning: No
Naked: No
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Sacrifice TheBiggerFish by throwing him in a pit. Full of scorpions. Then pray to the elder gods for a magic item.
[1] Suddenly materialising in a blinding flash in the same room as TheBiggerFish?, DigitalDemon staggers around blindly for several seconds until he unfortunately falls into a pit, which appears to be full of scorpions, who commence stinging him with considerable enthusiasm.
Name: DigitalDemon
Burning: No
Naked: No
Wounded: Yes
Maimed: No
Make ALL THE SCORPIONS my familiar.
Then have them stab DigitalDemon to death.
Also, be eldritch and immune to puny mortals.
[5] The aforementioned scorpions suddenly stop stinging DigitalDemon and coalesce into a huge scorpion familiar at the command of TheBiggerFish?.
The giant scorpion stabs DigitalDemon to death, and TheBiggerFish? cackles so hard he becomes an eldritch horror.
NEW STATUS UNLOCKED: DEAD!
Name: TheBiggerFish?
Burning: No
Naked: Yes
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Name: DigitalDemon
Burning: No
Naked: No
Wounded: Yes
Maimed: No
Dead: Yes
Use previously mentioned magical item to beat TheBiggerFish to death.
[1] Unfortunately DigitalDemon is dead. He becomes a magical item. Nobody yet knows exactly what DigitalDemon does.
Be a random eldritch horror.
[5] Prophet suddenly bes TheBiggerFish?, a well-known random eldritch horror.
Name: TheBiggerFish?
Burning: No
Naked: Yes
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Dead: No
Be a particular Eldritch horror.
[4] Not quite as well as some other people, TinFoilTopHat fairly suddenly bes TheBiggerFish?, a well-known naked eldritch horror of unknown gender who is quite particular about being naked and seemingly would prefer not to be. But is.
Name: TheBiggerFish?
Burning: No
Naked: Yes
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Dead: No
Take this opportunity to track down that gobshite Mr O'Dimmerty and punch him right in the feckin' face, no matter where in the multiverse he's hiding! Payback!
[6] Bam! With the sheer power of his colossal mind, Yoink transports the entire game to a windswept and sodden island on the Atlantic coast. There he is! There’s that gobshite Mr O'Dimmerty! Yoink punches the fecker in the face, whereupon O'Dimmerty knocks out the fecker, and steals his clothes whilst he is down.
Mr O'Dimmerty runs off.
Name: Yoink
Burning: No
Naked: Yes
Wounded: No
Maimed: No
Dead: No
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