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Author Topic: Camels, Thrones, and Elves  (Read 816 times)

dwarffortressftw

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Camels, Thrones, and Elves
« on: February 29, 2016, 03:22:24 pm »
So, I sold to the elves a rock throne... sure enough I watched them leave, with a camel on top of the throne. That's okay, though, because I got a war elephant out of it. What strange things have you seen in this update?
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TheHossofMoss

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Re: Camels, Thrones, and Elves
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2016, 11:44:54 am »
My broker would rather read a book on Reproduction than do his job at the Trade Depot. No, go ahead, keep reading. We'll just all starve to death, Urist.
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Quote from: Staalo on May 30, 2017, 06:27:26 am
On the Fifth Day of Axemas, my love saved the fort from...
Five sieging Werebeasts, four Giant Dingoes, three sneaky Thieves, two drunken Black bears, and a Titan killing spree!

PatrikLundell

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Re: Camels, Thrones, and Elves
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2016, 02:30:25 pm »
Which is why you change the trade depot settings to let anyone trade when the bugger doesn't want to work.
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TheHossofMoss

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Re: Camels, Thrones, and Elves
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2016, 06:32:08 pm »
Quote from: PatrikLundell on March 03, 2016, 02:30:25 pm
Which is why you change the trade depot settings to let anyone trade when the bugger doesn't want to work.

I know, but it still cracks me up though. "Oh, I'll just read some "How to Sex" instead of do my job."  :P
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Quote from: Staalo on May 30, 2017, 06:27:26 am
On the Fifth Day of Axemas, my love saved the fort from...
Five sieging Werebeasts, four Giant Dingoes, three sneaky Thieves, two drunken Black bears, and a Titan killing spree!

PatrikLundell

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Re: Camels, Thrones, and Elves
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2016, 04:03:10 am »
So you mean DF is too realistic a simulator then?
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