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[CaptainMcClellan]

((OH HECK NO.   NO MANAMAIDS.  I WILL FIND YOU AND FLOOD YOUR HOUSE WITH MUGS.))

Yes, perfect. Give me ammunition for my Mug-Cannon.
Also yes, Manamaids. Definitely now!

The Manamaid busts a sexy move!
TheBiggerFish passes out in horror!
CaptainMcClellan passes out in horror!
Cynderbark passes out in horror!

....ups?

-1

CaptainMcClellan pulls out "rated T for Teen"
CaptainMcClellan is too jaded by the dirty corners of the internet to be horrified by the manamaid, but think of the children.

[Cynderbark]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Inspect the exposed goods, and try not to freak out if you find something shocking"

ehem, back to topic: Theres a cat in the background, orange-ish with white dots. That looks alot like Little Brother, we might want to catch him before we loose him again...or maybe it's actually a little sister? >:3 We could be it's big daddy. we just need a proper helm...

Being fairly unsure as to what the bee-person was trying to show you,
you stumble into the trading depot and reach for the item nearest to you.
Before you can even touch it, you hear,
"Are you planning on buying that?"



You shrug. You don't have any money.
"I won't trade at a loss," the elven broker says.



You don't like elves.



Meanwhile, it seems like bee-lady has found Lil Bro and is waiting by the tavern for you.

Next.

[TheBiggerFish]

To bee-person!

[Tomasque]

To bee-person!

+1

 Hello TheBiggerFish.

[TheBiggerFish]

Hiya.

[Kadian]

To bee-person!

+1

+1

Time to hug Lil Bro - and get scratched again I guess.

[Immortal-D]

To bee-person!

+1

+1

Time to hug Lil Bro - and get scratched again I guess.

Maybe just pet Lil Bro gently this time?  Face scratching hurts, even on a mushroom.

[Cynderbark]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

To bee-person!

You are now the bee person.




What a strange and curious thing that rumbles and buzzes.
You wonder if it's full of bees too.



You look out and it see that the mushroom man is a bit busy at the moment.
It might bee a good time to get away...





"Anything I can get you to drink?"
The bear-tender asks.
"Have any local mead?" you ask pointedly.
"Sorry, we don't carry local drinks anymore."
"Why not?"
He shrugs, "We found out that it's actually more profitable to import it."



"Haven't you ever thought about what that would do to local bees?"
"Pfft. Who the hell are you?"



"I am Rithlut Stetársibnir!"



"...Is that name supposed to mean something to me?"

Next.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Spoiler: Meanwhile (click to show/hide)

[Kadian]

Translation:
Rithlut Stetársibnir --> Wax Honeyweep.

So, we have Mushroom and Wax now. I feel like we're on Namek, where everyone is named after some random item on the ground XD

Tell him that you are the Guardian of all things bee-ish! And he shall serve you mead, or you will sting him! . . .On that note, Rithlut, are you female or male? We know that Kirun is a mushroom, so 'he' is neither, but you, as a bee...Are you a Bee-princess perhaps? <3

[CaptainMcClellan]

Translation:
Rithlut Stetársibnir --> Wax Honeyweep.

So, we have Mushroom and Wax now. I feel like we're on Namek, where everyone is named after some random item on the ground XD

Tell him that you are the Guardian of all things bee-ish! And he shall serve you mead, or you will sting him! . . .On that note, Rithlut, are you female or male? We know that Kirun is a mushroom, so 'he' is neither, but you, as a bee...Are you a Bee-princess perhaps? <3

XD Well why's that any different than "Boot","Dagger", "Bolt","Clasp" or any of the other dozens of really common dwarf names?

I can confirm on behalf of the author that Rithlut is a she bee, as are most bees ( though possibly not most beeple ). However, I don't know anything beyond that and even if I did, I couldn't tell you.

[Untrustedlife]

Spoiler: Meanwhile (click to show/hide)

Awesome,
However the it was inevitable spam has been far lessened by the most recent version, since people actually recognize stuff (like bandits)  properly now.


Ask the bear-tender to double check in the back, then start chatting up the local mercenaries/criminals in the tavern..perhaps look for someone impressive

[Cynderbark]

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Tell him that you are the Guardian of all things bee-ish! And he shall serve you mead, or you will sting him! . . .On that note, Rithlut, are you female or male? We know that Kirun is a mushroom, so 'he' is neither, but you, as a bee...Are you a Bee-princess perhaps? <3

"I am the Queen Bee, protector of all things honey!
And I shall fight for the local hives to remain intact!"



"Is that so?"



As you and your bees settle into a fighting stance, you begin to hear cheering outside.




"The elf is dead!"
"Free loot!"
"Looks like I'm busy now. We'll have to brawl some other time."

You contemplate conversing with the other patrons, but you're a bee- not a social butterfly.



You notice Kirun approaching.

Next.

[Kadian]

Is it concerning that I find Rithlut cute?  The way you portray her is just great.

Kirun, where is your hat?! Or your warpaintmudstuff! Surely you didn't clean it up while you were fighting to the death with an elf. And why didn't you take the elfs ≡Silk Socks≡ or his loin cloth with you?! Some murderer Hero you are, tsk.

[Cynderbark]

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Is it concerning that I find Rithlut cute?  The way you portray her is just great.

Kirun, where is your hat?! Or your warpaintmudstuff! Surely you didn't clean it up while you were fighting to the death with an elf. And why didn't you take the elfs ≡Silk Socks≡ or his loin cloth with you?! Some murderer Hero you are, tsk.

>aww thanks!

The blood-covered Kirun seemed to have stolen socks from the fallen Elf,
but lost the hat he was wearing.



While you're standing there, doing nothing, the bear-tender asks,
"Are you sure you don't want a drink?"

Next.