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[MoonyTheHuman]

floor 329
This floor contains a necromancer. he likes to revive threads more than corpses

[Gwolfski]

Floor 330

This floor contains an epic brewery. It makes vodka.

[Maegil]

Floor 331

This is the distillery's mixing room, They cut the vodka with sugar, lime and water and bottle it as "Caipirovska".

[Imic]

Floor 331:
Contains a bar specially designed for people drinking caipirovska

[Maegil]

Floor 333

Here is an infirmary for people who mistook the caipirovska for lemonade and went into alcoholic coma. It's also frequented by those whose head asploded after getting caught in a floor numbering paradox.

[Imic]

Floor 334

A secret military base which puts spy nanobots into the medicine of the infirmary below.

[Maegil]

Floor 335

A high-tech sweatshop (despite the necessary plant A/C) where the nanobots are made by the lowest bidder, on which nano-engineering students from capitalistic nations where education is not free slave away to pay their massive education loans.

[Failbird105]

Floor 336

Contains a restaurant from a well known fast food chain known as Burgrr Inc.. All food and drinks sold here are entirely made of meat, despite having the appearance, texture, and taste of whatever they're supposed to be. Occasionally they will hire interns from outside, sadly, these interns never return, on a lighter note, the day afterwards is always sloppy joe day!

There are rumors that this floor buys meat from the human meat factories earlier on in the tower, but as has been clearly stated by the establishments manager, a miss "BBQ Girll" the meat used is not human meat, rather it is made from "grey zoners." Whatever those are.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Floor 337

A drone hanger which runs a drone based delivery system to ensure that you can always enjoy a Sloppy Joe that is hot and fresh no matter where you are in the city... as if we cooked it in front of you!

[Failbird105]

Floor 338

The complaints desk and BBQ Girlls office. Usually taking complaints from those who's friends dissapeared after visiting a Burgrr establishment. Sometimes you get invited directly into her office so she can address your complaints directly. People she does this with also have a tendency to not be seen again.

[Maegil]

Floor 339

A knacker and a factory that makes "vegetable" margarine, "glycerine" soap, "organic" fertilizer, and other suchlike products.

[Starver]

"Floor 340" is a (quote) 'Quotemarks' (unquote) manufacturing "(quote) plant (unquote)" that 'manufactures' both "Quotes" (and "Unquotes") and 'Single Quotes' (and 'Single Unquotes'), although due to an overdemanding 'supply contract' signed with a "wholesaler" in a different «marketplace» amost all the 'Single/Double' "Quotes/Unquotes" are transhipped "elsewhere" and the factory itself has to 'use' third-party "apostrophes“ and other `replacements` except for a few very rare “circumstances”...

[Aigre Excalibur]

Floor 341

A barber shop that makes full use of the "organic glycerine" shampoos and "waxy" shaving creams coming up from Floor 339. Has a drop chute to floor 336 for "easy access to snacks".

If you lose a family member in floor 339 we send you to floor 338 to "look for them".

Signage to tell you where to go is lovingly crafted in Floor 340.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Floor 342

A life-like and disturbingly grotesque "body-art" exhibit. A mad curator does picnic tours with takeaways from the grill in Floor 336. The art display adds new levels of depth to the food. And the food adds new levels of depth to the art.

Signage in the exhibition area is also lovingly crafted in Floor 340.

[Aigre Excalibur]

Floor 343

An art school - that specializes in meat sculpting. Promising students have their works on display in Floor 342. Mediocres graduate to work in the grill at Floor 336. It is rumored that the raw material also comes from Floor 336, but also has a supply chain spanning through the barber shop and other *alleged* human meat factories.