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[Gwolfski]

Floor 284

This floor houses an industrial flour mill.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Floor 285

This floor houses a lighter testing facility

[Gwolfski]

Floor 286

This floor contains a fire service department, for the floor below.

[kahn1234]

Floor 287:

This floor contains a sign in front of the doorway saying DANGER: DARKNESS.

For the room is dark and full of Grue.

[Maegil]

Floor 288

This floor has a garden with a stone bench. The stone bench is guarded by two dead soldiers' skeletons in Napoleonic age-type uniforms, who were told to stand guard until relieved, and got forgotten.

[Gwolfski]

Floor 289.

This floor is overgrown with grass.

[Maegil]

Floor 290

This floor is a void and not so much black as the colour of the universe's heat death.
It does contain a disembodied eye, which will gladly engage in deep existentialist discussions with anyone who cares to talk to it.

[Starver]

Floor 291 has been painted pinks.
Not pink, but pinks. How do they get so many different pinks, from bubblegum to sunset to flamingo to salmon to..?  You get the idea. Somehow, they've managed to get them to clash where they should blend, and blend where they should clash.

This guy is there to chat with. He doesn't know much of intetest to anyone, however, and what he does know is wrong. But he is utterly without malice and quite convivial, for all that.

[Maegil]

Floor 292

This floor opens to a childishly cartoon world heavily evocative of something from The Beatles, but flashing even more violently in all neon colours. Anyone exposed to it has an insta-epileptic attack and extreme hallucinations. People in the elevator tend to survive, but the stairway is full of corpses.

[Gwolfski]

Floor 293

This floor contains abandoned apartments. Near the lift is a box of air fresheners. It says "Take One all"

[Maegil]

Floor 294

Sentient cockroaches overran this floor, broke down the walls, and built a replica of Metropolis. Not of just any metropolis, but of Fritz Lang's actual Metropolis Metropolis, on a 1:200 scale, including aerial traffic.

[Gwolfski]

Floor 295

This floor was home to an insect repellent factory. However, the repellent didn't work on the floor below, and stuff happened. Bad stuff.

[Maegil]

Floor 296

This floor is home of robot-roaches who escaped floor 294, and founded their own high-tech replicant society on a 1:200 scale model of Ridley Scott's Blade Runner Los Angeles (including air traffic).
Since the organic sentient cockroaches who live two floors below can't easily get trough the repellent factory, they feel that their city is a model of safety, wealth and productivity, being however unaware that their ruling class are actually aliens in disguise manipulating the entire society by subliminal messages in the mass media...

[Gwolfski]

Floor 297

This floor used to be a doll house and accessories factory. It is now run by stag beetles, who sell stuff to the cockroaches. Money Money Money.

[Maegil]

Floor 298

This floor is a bank run by squirrels. Their bookkeeping is disgraceful, and they often find themselves taking out the red ink pots; however every spring they end up receiving dividends from investments they can't remember having made.