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[piratejoe]

Floor 254

Floor 254 is hell, not to be confused with the old hell about a hundred floors below. There is a large building souls go to where they are judged by a yama to go to heaven, the nether to be reincarnated, hell, or worst of all have there soul repurposed. If your soul is repurposed its being destroyed for the components to make new souls, so basically cession of existence. The nether and heaven are on higher floors.

One of the high yama occasionally goes around and lectures people on the (exaggerated) horrors of hell and what they should be doing to be a better person, they actually care about people even if there lectures are annoying.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Floor 255
This floor contains a giant relay based computer with 4 large stacks of program punch cards, the instructuons on them are writen off to the side. the computer is from a potential alternate universe where it is bult in the bay12 fortress. It is currently simulating a turing machine... very very slowly.

[crazyabe]

Floor 256
this floor contains a single quantum super computer dedicated to a single game of dwarf fortress run by a sentiant AI, the fortress which it is developing is slowly being made to run dwarf fortress in Dwarf fortress.

[chaotic skies]

Floor 257

This entire floor is dedicated to observing and researching the previous two floors.

[Gwolfski]

Floor 258

This floor watches the previous 5 with amusement.

[piratejoe]

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͓̥͈̺̻̺͚̦̲ͣ̓͐̓̋̾ͩ̚͘
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y̵͓̖̝͑̏͜͞o̧̯̞̤̠̲̱͇ͯ͊̀u̶̡͔̙͌͗̽̽̐̊ ̱͍̭̘͇̥̤́ͦ͛͌̓ͭͭ̿̀͟ͅe͔̳̱̻̼ͫ͌ͨͫ̄̉ͤ͒̽͢n̴ͦ̈ͫ͊ͮ̓͑͌͛͘҉̬̻t̢̠̖͚̺̃̍̐ͤe̫͔̯̐͛ͩ̅́̀͞r̛͕̝̰̫̯̹͍͔̎̿̈̈́̽̓͟͡ ̶̧̻͔̤̋ͦy̫͍̥̝̟̣̰̫̤̆̌͟͞o̴̥̯̩̟͔͔ͩ̋͂͊̌̆û̬͍͎̰ͫ̋ͣ ̹͓̜̖̞̹͕̽w̢̧̙̺̖͙̜̩ͬ́i̵̴̶̲͇̝͇̗̰̍̇̍̅ͦl̸̝̪̻̬͈͔̙̪ͩ̽̏̓ͨ̾ͤ̋ͣl̞̺̅ ̸̪̳̼̻̱͓͉ͧ̓́͆̂̂̍͝s̶̛̭̹̻ͬ͐ͪ̆ͯ̎ͦuͨ̾͋̍ͣͣ͏͉r͚̲͖̺͈̊̊̐̏͟͞e̴̘͇̱̤͕̖̓̒̀̓ͣl̷̙̪̲̘̪͍̒̈̊̂ͦ́y̧̱̳̫̻̼̩̥̽ͯ̂̆́ͣ̓̆̎ ̨̪̦̬̝̗̥̮̳̒d̵̥̞̝̰̺̫͇̉̀͞ỉ̛͕̭͍̻̜ͫ̇̿̋̐̕ḛ̰͔͈̙̣͇͉ͯ̃̌̋̉͒̏,͈̗̖͉̱ͯͧ̅̇ͮ͌ͅ ̷̨̟͕͕̞̠͇̪̍͂̉̍ḛ̴̓̑͛̏̀ͥ͆̄̀e̫̲̻̬̗̘̳̯̿ͩ̌̈́̏͐ŗ̼̭̰̭̈́ͤͨ͂́͝i̴͓͎͙̩̥͇̝ͦ͊ͩ̇͛e̒̀ͥ̽̄̐̀̈͜҉̡̣̘̩̣ ͎̤̜̗̟̿̏ͧ͡s̢̖̣̗̈́̈ͧͨ͑̍͢͠ó͓͕̝̜̪̠͛ͤͮ̂͐̽ͤu̵̅̏̕҉̮̙̲͖̬̺͇͕̺ņ͙̺̥͕̤̥̦̺͚̋ͥ̋̾ͨ̅̓̚ḍ̣͈̯͉̝͉ͭ̃̇͜͝ͅş̸̺̯̪̮̘͎ͬ̓ ̬̼̭̦̞̠̮͎͋ͩ̏a̺̽ͦ̓ͧ͌̌ͥṋ̜͖͈͍̼̰͕̥̈́̎d̡̧͈̦͚̮̭̠̦̭̐ͧͧ̐̏ͭͭ̕ ̶̩̥͙̬ͨͦ͌͂͝m̬̱͍͇͖̞͗̈́ͮͫ̽͛ͯu̯̣̼͖̫̪ͫ͐̅̌́͝ṣ̷̛̞̦̘̳̋̊ͩ́iͦ҉͇̰͈ͅĉ͖͖͔̼̺̺̘͙̿͗́́ ̪̖̙̖̞͎̱̲̤ͥ̅̚ǐ̷̜̘̫͈̱̰̺̱́̓̉ͨs̵̡̱̱͔̹͍̄̃ͫͬ ̜̤͉̯̆̉͡ͅͅh̥͖͓̼̣̘̯ͩͩ̄͐̀ě̯̲̯͍̙̝͎̯̂̋͋͆͐͒͋͡ͅă̇ͫ҉̤̣̗̫̳̦̣͓r̯̭͖̟̿͋ͧ̊͐͑̂͟d̼̲̰ͤ͂͑ͣ̊ͣ̈̃̀͡͝ͅ ̶̛̦̜̠̔͐̓͑ͬ̓̓į̵͕̪̝̳̃͠n̶̰̲̲̠̓̌̇ͩs̴̗͙̘̱̘͋͛̇̌̔ï̛̟̗͖̩̳̭̥̭̅ḍ͔͙̟ͩ̂͊e̵̢͖̱̼̝ͣ͐ͧͭ̿ ̶͚̭̱̩͔̩̋ͨ͋ͩͪ̕͡a̷̶̘̯̝͐̋̌n̢̛͇͎̖̱̭͈͍͎ͮ͊ͫ̀͜d̴̫̞̯̦̥̠̩̦̃ͭ̿̌̓ ͭ͋͋͗̉͒͆ͬ͏̛͎͔̪̖̞͢ͅs̶̡̬͓̳̮͎͕̠̗̼ͯͪḩ̪̩̞̹̯ͤ̋̉̂́ͦ̎̚o̭̩̳̰̤ͫ̐̀͑̾u̡̙͎̠̜̠͕ͭ͐̒ͣ́ͅl̐̿̐̽́͌͜҉̨͖̤͙̻͈̯͈d̶͍̿̋ͫ̽ͣ͗͊̽͘ ̡̡͉̠̞̤̳̮̝̀̑ͯͣ̉͂͛͌y̺͚͚̬̝͎̌ͬo̢̯̽͗̍̒͂̓͛̐ȗ̂͑̽҉͇̻ͅ ́͒̐̑̈̓̅̃͏̖̬͍̜̤͕̖̱n̛͍̗̜͚̈́ͫͫ̋̒ͭ͆̚̕o̧͖͉̩̞̭̟̟ͨͥ̔ͅt̴͓̣̔̂̓̇ͯͧ̊̚ ̵̤̂̋́ͨ͘͠ļ̝̰̞̪̭̼̙̈́̽̇́͘ę͕͙̳̠̦̓͆̒̅ͪͬ̒̇̃͞a̡̛͒̆͊̐͑̒ͦͥ͑҉̻̹̯̙͕͉̪̮v̨͉̬͙̌̀ͤ́͝e͍̳̺͇̲̻̥͋ͭ̃͢ͅ ̶͈̮̘̰̔ͤͪͥ͊ͧ̈͘͞i͈̮͇̰̔̅̍ͮ̎̇mͧ̈́̓͐̄̔̋͠͏͎͉͇̭̜ͅm̴̧̹̮͔̳͓̻̹ͨ͑̋̂͘ͅeͥ͋̐ͥ̌̂͛͆͢͏҉͍d̷̺̭̠̤̦ͥ̓ͭi̬̖ͬ͜a̡̼̱̲͔̫̗̦̞͛͐͌̋̉͡t̥̻̔́́e̛̗͎͉̼̮ͬ͐̒̏ͤl̵̜̜̙̇̇͒̌͆́̚͝y̛͖̺ͥͦͭ̆̈́ͦ̕,̞̦̝̱̒̍̈ͪ͋̌ ̘̫͉͛̄̋̔̎h̝̝ͤ͗͑̄̾ͨ̚eͥ̿͆͑̀̆̑̚͏̯̠͡͠ ͇͎̮̖̣̥̳ͦͥ͊č̵̡̦̤̪̘̿̽̔̕o̡̧͔͇ͭ̿m̂ͦ̔̅҉̲̻̹̳ẻ̶̢͚̠͔̼͚̝̑̈́̋ͅs̷̨̲̤̮̑ͭ̈́̄͋̓̐̋ͥ.͓̜͙͉̤͐̃͒͊̑ͩͤ͘

[Gwolfski]

Floor 260.

Dedicated to translating floor below. (How do you do this, btw?)

[Starver]

Floor 261 has a marine environment, populated with marine creatures and traversed below, upon the surface and above by submarines, boats and seaplanes.

It has a very real and very potent version of the Bermuda Triangle, within it, capable of extraordinarily supernatural disappearances of any man and/or machine that strays within it.

Unfortunately, it is too small for even a single swimming man to entirely fit in it, and fish of any size are totally immune, so its immense power to warp reality continues to go unused.

[Dorsidwarf]

Floor 262 is the third floor of the British Museum. The lift is labelled "out of use" a dis tastefully cordoned off with velvet rope.

[chaotic skies]

Floor 263 is an exact, 1/1000 scale model of the Star Wars universe. Due to budget cuts, it only covers things found in any movies/books, but with enough money it could be expanded...

[Bluexdog]

floor 264 is a scale model of the monster hunter world

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

Floor 265:
this floor is the yellow sign

[Bluexdog]

floor 266: a room with only a cake, and a sign saying the lie

[chaotic skies]

Floor 267: This floor contains a sentient AI, who is considered sadistic by most and runs her own testing lab, using what is know as the Handheld Portal Device, or Portal Gun for short. She has no end of test subjects, and some try to rebel.

[Gwolfski]

Floor 168, this floor provides lunar rocks for the floor below