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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 113179 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2400 on: January 13, 2024, 02:43:04 am »
Floor 2354

This floor is filled with empty shelves that are surrounded by broken things that used to be on them.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2401 on: January 13, 2024, 09:23:16 am »
Floor 2355

There is 666 industrial vibrators here. They are all powered and jammed into the floor.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2402 on: January 13, 2024, 01:12:52 pm »
Floor 2356

This floor contains 777 recreational vibrators.  They are all in use.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2403 on: January 16, 2024, 02:33:22 am »
Floor 2357

This floor contains 888 rental vibrators, none of them are in use due to the high rental price.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2404 on: January 16, 2024, 03:06:27 am »
Floor 2358

This floor contains 999 dental vibrators, they are all ready for use.
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Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2405 on: January 16, 2024, 08:33:55 am »
Floor 2359

This floor has 101010 surprisingly prolific vibrators. Leaving no real room for anything or anyone else (except an occasionally overtaxed seismometer that was only coincidentally left here in the first place).
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2406 on: January 16, 2024, 09:21:25 am »
Floor 2360

This floor contains 41 seismometers. There is one more slot empty.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2407 on: January 17, 2024, 02:27:14 am »
Floor 2361

This floor contains a group of scientists that are very concerned about the readings on the seismometers from the floor below and the fact that this entire part of the building is constantly vibrating.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2408 on: January 17, 2024, 02:27:35 am »
Floor 2362

This floor contains a volcano. It is about to erupt.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2409 on: January 17, 2024, 04:14:52 am »
Floor 2363

Scientists on this floor are hurriedly preparing an asbestos cork.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2410 on: January 17, 2024, 10:02:04 am »
Floor 2364

Activists from this floor keep stealing the asbestos from the scietists below, and demanding the scientists make a cork out of a less hazardous material, such as tin.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2411 on: January 18, 2024, 01:54:49 am »
Floor 2365

Activists from this floor are stealing all the tin in the building to keep people from using it for any propose but selling to a scrapyard so they can get money for meth.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2412 on: January 18, 2024, 02:10:18 am »
Floor 2366

Inactivists on this floor are doing nothing.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2413 on: January 18, 2024, 06:15:56 am »
Floor 2367

This floor is completely inert.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2414 on: January 18, 2024, 08:45:24 am »
Floor 2368

This floor is ert. The people here are corrigable yet stinting, and gustingly shevelled. This makes them rather nocent and ambiguatable.
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