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[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2268

On this floor, an inventor is showing of their newest invention:  the "Telepotty".  An invention that teleports your shit to a random place elsewhere in the tower.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 2269

The inventor of the "smellophone" has his workshop here. He sold one to the inventor below, then persuaded the inventor to create the Telepotty so they wouldn't have to smell each other's shit when talking on the smellophone.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2270

This floor used to be a posh spa, but it is now abandoned for all the piles of shit suddenly teleporting there. The owners are at a loss what is the cause of it. This should have been a good spot for a business for the seller said that it carries a magical luck within it and works against all chances of probability.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2271

This floor used to be home to some posh apartments but they've been abandoned due to the smell of shit emanating from the floor below.

[Mathel]

Floor 2271

This floor used to house Polish apartments, but they have been invaded by Russia and Germany.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2271

On this floor they are polling polarized Poles about a policy concerning polishing posh polish apartments.

[Starver]

Floor 2272

Pole-Dancing club. The various chodzony types are actually most popular, but you can also see the likes of the mazurka or even an occasional polka bez nogi.

[ReverseArcana]

Floor 2273
High-altitude nuclear detonation testing site.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2274

Home to a hazardous waste sarcophagus.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2275

This floor has a manufacturing plant where Waste-N-Safe^TM branded sarcophagi are made by Sleep Well Receptacles Ltd. They can supposedly store bodies considered hazardous waste.

There is some doubt in the scientific community about how true it is, but company paid scientists, efficient PR work and lobbying have kept dissenting voices mostly out of public.

[Mathel]

Floor 2276

There is a factory for extra-leaded mason jars. They are advertised as great for storing radioactive spirits.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2277

This floor is filled with radioactive spirits and men in radiation suits trying to capture them using the jars from the floor below.

[sofanthiel]

Floor 2278

This floor houses a massive reactor powered by the radioactive spirits captured on the floor below.  The energy generated is sufficient to operate the extra-leaded mason jar factory on the 2276th floor AND toast a single pop-tart every twelve thousand years.

[Starver]

Floor 2279

Radiactive barley fields, planted, tended and harvested to supply a radioactive distillery.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Floor 2280

The radiation is advancing to dangerous levels. There used to be a forest here (nevermind how a forest can fit in a skyscraper) until the radiation got to it.