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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 110882 times)

ReverseArcana

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2265 on: September 29, 2023, 02:17:10 pm »

Floor 2222
This floor seems to have a lot of people whose favorite pastime is forming a checkmark with their thumb and index fingers to point it at repeating numbers.
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« Reply #2266 on: September 29, 2023, 06:41:02 pm »

Floor 2223

This floor is home to someone who likes to point out that the Czechs use korunas, and not marks.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2267 on: September 30, 2023, 01:48:29 am »

Floor 2224

This floor has the headquarters of the Communist Party of Czechoslovakia. It is abandoned and in ruins.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2268 on: September 30, 2023, 02:33:28 am »

Floor 2225

This floor contains the headquarters of Communist Party of Czechia and Moravia. It is being used.
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« Reply #2269 on: September 30, 2023, 02:50:13 am »

Floor 2226

This floor is filled with patriotic Americans that are getting ready to storm the floor below to kick some commie ass!
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« Reply #2270 on: September 30, 2023, 05:00:17 am »

Floor 2227

The home to a communist ass. Happily grazing away, somehow knowing that it'll not be being kicked today.
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« Reply #2271 on: October 01, 2023, 12:52:19 am »

Floor 2228

On this floor a group of communists are discussion how they will divide the ass on the floor below equally amongst themselves.  The leader, being more equal than the others, has claimed the entire ass for themselves.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2272 on: October 01, 2023, 03:32:31 am »

Floor 2229

This floor is home to the Giga Communist, he is way more equal than all the lesser communists in the building and that's why he's in charge of all of them.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2273 on: October 01, 2023, 04:20:55 am »

Floor 2230

This floor contains the new mausoleum of Lenin.

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« Reply #2274 on: October 01, 2023, 05:24:15 am »

Floor 2231

There is a corpse of Stalin here, splattered with mouse lard.
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« Reply #2275 on: October 01, 2023, 11:26:31 am »

Floor 2232

The people on this floor are complaining about the godawful smell from the floor below.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2276 on: October 02, 2023, 02:27:05 am »

Floor 2233

If the people below thinks the floor below them smells bad they should come in here as this is the floor that contains the facility in which they make the mouse lard.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2277 on: October 02, 2023, 02:42:55 am »

Floor 2234

This floor contains thousands upon thousands of cages where mice are bred and force-fed until they are too fat to move.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2278 on: October 02, 2023, 03:23:35 am »

Floor 2235

You guessed it.  This floor contains the local PETA HQ and they're pissed.
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« Reply #2279 on: October 02, 2023, 06:11:28 am »

Floor 2236

This floor is currently hosting a cook-out by the local chapter of PETA*.  There's burgers.  There's dogs.  There's brats.  And, of course, everyone i completly plastered.



*"People Eating Tasty Animals"
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