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[brewer bob]

Floor 2048

This floor contains a storage full of beer and wine barrels. But something has emptied all of them...

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Floor 2049

This floor contains a guild of enraged dwarven brewers who consistently fail to figure out what emptied their barrels on floor 2048.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2050

This floor is home to a tavern filled with sad dwarves waiting for booze that never arrives.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2051

This floor contains numerous performance troupes waiting to enter the tavern below, each clad in nothing but their birthday suits.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2052

This floor contains a pawn shop. It is currently stocked with all sorts of clothing after several groups of people pawned all their clothes for booze money.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 2053

This floor has free drinks for everyone, all the time!

[Mathel]

Floor 2053
This floor has everyone, but nothing drinkable.

[sofanthiel]

Floor 2054

This floor has everyone, drinkable.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2055

This floor contains an array of gnomeblight. In front of a few empty mugs are pools of odd and disgusting liquid with small clothes and pointed hats in the center.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Floor 2056

This floor contains several murderous ghosts, perhaps from Floor 2055. They are seeking to add more ghosts to their number.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2057

This floor contains a stoneworker’s workshop where an engraver is hard at work trying to stop the murderous ghosts on floor 2056.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2058

This floor is home to a crypt filled with memorial slabs produced by the floor below.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2059

This floor has a gnome recruitment office. There is always need for more gnomes, for some reason.

[Mathel]

Floor 2060

Medusa the Gorgon is here, waiting for gnomes to come up the stairs. When they do, she gazes into their eyes, then sells them on ebay.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Floor 2061

There is an eBay headquarters established on this floor.