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[King Zultan]

Floor 2018

The possible king might be here or might not be here, and he is the best or possibly the worst king, as anything is possible with the possible king!

[brewer bob]

Floor 2019

A peasant revolt is gathering here.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2020

A pheasant revolt is gathering here.

[Mathel]

2021

Revolting birds are stored here.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2022

This floor is filled with bird shit from all the birds that pass through here to get to the below floors.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2023

This floor is still under construction.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2024

This floor is the home floor of some random person. There is a huge welcome text above the entry surrounded by spinning skulls and dancing hampsters. Inside you can find a gallery full of more or less failed family photos and a room with the picture of the random person and a placard with their life bio. All the walls are painted with striking colors that hurt the eye. Finally, at the stairs leading to the floor below is a sign reading "Under Construction -- Coming Soon..." The sign has been there now for several decades. There are also multiple elevators leading to the favorite floors of the person living here.

[Starver]

Floor 2025

The sumptious home of a multimillionaire elevator-designer, made rich by selling multiple elevators to the extremely gullible, who don't appreciate the simplicity of a single elevator-car-and-shaft that can travel between any number of 'favourite' floors.

(But she secretly designs them to be double-decker, and will occasionally use them herself to travel from here to the floors above another person's favourite floor. Just because.)

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 2026

This floor contains a bottomless pit.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2027

This floor somehow contains the bottom of the bottomless pit below.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2028

This floor contains the astral void.

[Starver]

Floor 2029 is void if scratched off.

[Mathel]

Floor 2030

There are 7 T-Rexes here, trying to scratch the floor with their front legs. They can't reach.

[King Zultan]

Floor 2031

This floor is filled with scientists that are busy cloning T-Rexes so they can add them to the floor below, the are also studying the T-Rexes and wondering why they are trying to scratch the floor.

[brewer bob]

Floor 2032

This floor contains a storage for all kinds of T-Rex observation science equipment and spare parts of cloning devices.