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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 113253 times)

Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2040 on: June 30, 2023, 12:54:46 am »
Floor 2003

One monkey frequently looks down at all the other monkeys from this floor. And occasionally flashes its backside at them, in secret.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2041 on: June 30, 2023, 03:46:22 am »
Floor 2004

This floor contains an infinite number of monkeys.  They are currently waiting for an order of an infinite number of typewriters to arrive.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2042 on: June 30, 2023, 04:28:14 am »
Floor 2005

This floor, too, has an infinite number of monkeys. They are trying to assemble an infinite amount of typewriters. So far they have completed none.
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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2043 on: July 01, 2023, 01:39:04 am »
Floor 2006

This floor is home to an infinite number of factories manned by an infinite number of monkeys that produce an infinite number of typewriter parts that are sent to the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2044 on: July 01, 2023, 02:34:52 am »
Floor 2007

This floor contains the hive of the Monkey Queen. She is constantly giving birth to monkeys, which are sent to the floors below.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2045 on: July 01, 2023, 01:02:39 pm »
Floor 2008

This floor contains the Monkey King and a mountain. The mountain is on the Monkey King. The mountain is gloating.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2046 on: July 01, 2023, 03:58:03 pm »
Floor 2009

This floor contains the sky.  All of it.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2047 on: July 02, 2023, 01:48:35 am »
Floor 2010

This floor is filled with scientists trying to figure out how the entirety of the sky managed to get trapped inside the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2048 on: July 02, 2023, 02:10:51 am »
Floor 2011

This floor contains a club house of flat-earthers. They constantly mock the scientists in the floor below and call them NASA agents.
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Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2049 on: July 02, 2023, 11:35:18 am »
Floor 2012

Where all the NASA agents work. (Getting actors jobs, ensuring sportspeople get paid, managing real-estate transactions... Dealing with all the people who think the organisation is over-reaching itself into non-aerospace fields.)
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2050 on: July 02, 2023, 01:56:10 pm »
Floor 2013

This floor is 12 cm high by 12 cm wide by 12 cm deep.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2051 on: July 04, 2023, 02:52:41 am »
Floor 2014

This floor contains the throne room of the King of the Tower. It is in a miserable state of disrepair.
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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2052 on: July 04, 2023, 03:02:30 am »
Floor 2015

This floor contains thousands of people who claim to be the king of the tower and they are constantly fighting to see who is the true king.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2053 on: July 04, 2023, 05:46:03 am »
Floor 2016

The real king of the tower is on this floor. He is dead.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #2054 on: July 04, 2023, 11:24:32 am »
Floor 2017

The imaginary king of the tower is on this floor.  He is alive and well.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.
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