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[brewer bob]

Floor 1973

This floor has a massive refuse pile. It is full of "grown wood" weapons and armor.

[Mathel]

Floor 1974

This floor has a massive stockpile of items made of cold iron. Each item is enchanted to never be warmer than 10°C.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1975

This floor has a zoo with mythical beasts on display. Currently there's an emergency meeting going on among staff due to a unicorn, fairy and dwarf having disappeared from their pens.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1976

This floor has a unicorn surround by corpses in it, so far anyone who has dared to get close to the unicorn has been horribly murdered by said unicorn.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1977

This floor contains a fairy brothel.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1978

This floor contains retirement homes for elderly dwarves. Many of them are crippled and quite a few have lost their fat and sport burn scars. Most of them are in a constant state of internal rage.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1979

This floor is home to solidly built cells filled with insane dwarves all screaming and slamming around their cells.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1980

This floor contains a booze stockpile.

[Mathel]

Floor 1981

This floor conains a river of flaming whiskey.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1982

This floor contains a whiskey factory and storage. There is currently great panic among the owners when it was noticed that all the whiskey has been drained down through a hole in the floor and one disgruntled worker threw a still burning cigarette butt down too.

[Starver]

Floor 1983

A whisky distillery, which (with a general feeling of quiet satisfaction) is undergoing none of the issues being experienced by the one for whiskey, below, fortunately.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1984

This floor contains a saloon.  A fight has just broken out...

[King Zultan]

Floor 1985

This floor is home to a sheriffs office and a sheriff who could go and do something about the fight below but he'd rather not, so he won't.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1986

This floor contains a cattle ranch.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1987

This floor contains an abattoir.