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Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1890 on: May 25, 2023, 08:57:47 am »

Floor 1853

There is a spherical cavity here. Rumor has it, that there is a 320 attolightyear cube of cheese in the centre.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1891 on: May 26, 2023, 12:02:24 am »

Floor 1854

This floor contains a lair of skaven. They are absolutely crazed by the smell of cheese coming from the floors below.

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« Reply #1892 on: May 26, 2023, 12:38:22 am »

Floor 1855

This floor used to contain a peaceful village but it has been destroyed by the skaven below.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1893 on: May 26, 2023, 01:21:45 am »

Floor 1856

This floor contains the refugees from the village below.
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« Reply #1894 on: May 26, 2023, 11:06:57 pm »

This floor contains an elevator.
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« Reply #1895 on: May 27, 2023, 12:06:51 am »

Floor 1858

This floor contains a spa advertising itself with the slogan "Our floor is numbered".

King Zultan

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« Reply #1896 on: May 27, 2023, 01:04:48 am »

Floor 1859

This floor contains some stairs but they don't really go where you'd think they would as they're M. C. Escher stairs.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1897 on: May 27, 2023, 05:52:28 am »

Floor 1860

This floor is a Klein Bottle
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« Reply #1898 on: May 27, 2023, 06:58:58 am »

Floor 1861

This floor is nothing but a mirage.
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« Reply #1899 on: May 27, 2023, 07:57:55 am »

Floor 1862

This floor contains some stairs that actually go where you'd think they would, but don't even look like viable stairs as they're Pablo Picasso stairs.
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« Reply #1900 on: May 28, 2023, 01:00:44 am »

Floor 1863

This floor contains some squiggly lines that might be stairs but you can't really tell, as they're stairs drawn by children.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1901 on: May 28, 2023, 01:25:04 am »

Floor 1864

This floor contains stairs. Plain, simple stairs. Perfectly functional with nothing out of the ordinary to them.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1902 on: May 28, 2023, 08:14:22 am »

Floor 1865

This
is the
HQ of a
stair-making
company. They
had some weird
requests recently.
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The shield beats the sword.
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« Reply #1903 on: May 28, 2023, 01:23:13 pm »

Floor 1866

A bank robbery is taking place on this floor in broad daylight!
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« Reply #1904 on: May 29, 2023, 12:39:31 am »

Floor 1867

This floor is home to a police station where all the cops are watching cat videos on the internet instead of responding to the bank robbery down stairs.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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