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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1875 on: May 22, 2023, 11:14:20 am »

Floor 1838

This floor contains a coffee house, a stock exchange, and a telegraph demonstration.  Everyone is so entranced by the telegraph demonstration that no one notices that the coffee house and stock exchange are on fire.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #1876 on: May 23, 2023, 01:23:08 am »

Floor 1839

This floor used to contain stocks that were to be exchanged at the stock exchange below but they are currently on fire and show no sign of going out anytime soon.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1877 on: May 23, 2023, 02:01:42 am »

Floor 1840

This floor contains a plaza and in the middle of it is a row of wooden stocks. The stocks have stock traders confined by their legs to them. Next to the stocks are crates of overripe tomatoes and rotten vegetables that passersby can chuck at their faces.

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« Reply #1878 on: May 23, 2023, 02:37:54 am »

Floor 1841

This floor contains a vegetable farm.
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Mathel

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« Reply #1879 on: May 23, 2023, 02:49:16 am »

Floor 1842

The floor contains human vegetables.
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« Reply #1880 on: May 23, 2023, 03:01:14 am »

Floor 1843

This floor contains vegetablemen, half man half vegetable!
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1881 on: May 23, 2023, 04:06:40 am »

Floor 1844

This floor is home to hundreds of vegans.  They often prey upon the vegetable men, shrilly screaming while tearing them to shreds before devouring them in pseudo-cannibalistic feeding frenzies.
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« Reply #1882 on: May 23, 2023, 05:00:24 pm »

Floor 1845

This floor contains the study of a depressed poet, and a raven.
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« Reply #1883 on: May 24, 2023, 02:21:06 am »

Floor 1846

On this floor, the poet's exhalations are stored.
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« Reply #1884 on: May 24, 2023, 02:34:21 am »

Floor 1847

This floor contains a factory which bottles the exhalations of poets, and while there isn't a market for such a thing they continue to do it despite this.
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« Reply #1885 on: May 24, 2023, 10:02:21 am »

Floor 1848

This floor contains a saw-mill at the banks of a river.  Looking more closely, there are gold nuggets and gold dust scattered all around.
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« Reply #1886 on: May 25, 2023, 12:24:19 am »

Floor 1849

This floor contains an illegal settlement where gold prospectors and miners make their camp. It is an awful and lawless place where murders are common.

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« Reply #1887 on: May 25, 2023, 12:33:02 am »

Floor 1895

This floor contains a saloon that serves the prospectors and lawless peoples from the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #1888 on: May 25, 2023, 01:55:12 am »

Floor 1851

This floor contains a police station, courthouse, prison, and execution chamber all built for the specific purpose of bringing whoever numbered the previous floor to justice and punishing them.
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« Reply #1889 on: May 25, 2023, 05:00:51 am »

Floor 1852

There is a 3mx3mx3m cube of cheese here. Rumor has it, that there is a spherical cavity in the center.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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