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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 110962 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1845 on: May 04, 2023, 03:24:35 am »
Floor 1810

This floor is home to one thousand people who are busy trying to kill each other by slapping each other with cod fish.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1846 on: May 05, 2023, 05:47:29 pm »
Floor 1811

This floor contains the royal palace of an insane king.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1847 on: May 06, 2023, 02:41:41 am »
Floor 1812

This floor contains all the pipes and heating ducts for the royal palace above, the pipes are lead and the ducts are covered in asbestos. Both of which are perfectly healthy to be around.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1848 on: May 06, 2023, 05:33:36 am »
Floor 1813

This floor contains another royal palace. Insanity and heat are pumped into here from two floors below.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1849 on: May 16, 2023, 01:10:11 am »
Floor 1814

This floor contains a necromancer that brings the tower back from the dead if it dies.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1850 on: May 16, 2023, 01:32:12 am »
Floor 1815

This floor contains an emergency store of Viagra, in case the tower falls over…
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1851 on: May 16, 2023, 01:34:55 am »
Floor 1816

This floor contains the lair of (another) necromancer whose purpose is to bring the necromancer from floor 1814 back from the dead if they die.

He is also a frequent customer of the Viagra stores below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1852 on: May 16, 2023, 06:55:16 am »
Floor 1817

The home of both a uranomancer and a uromancer. One tends to look up the tower, to see what will be, the other looks downwards to see where it might all go to.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1853 on: May 16, 2023, 08:24:05 am »
Floor 1818

This floor is the home of uretomancer, who speaks with urine.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1854 on: May 16, 2023, 09:40:49 pm »
Floor 1819

This is a floor with 200 restrooms.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1855 on: May 16, 2023, 10:20:45 pm »
Floor 1820

This floor is uninhabited due to the smell percolating up from below.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1856 on: May 17, 2023, 01:15:55 am »
Floor 1821

This floor is home to ten thousand air fresheners to help fight the smell of the toilets that still manages to seep through the floors below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1857 on: May 17, 2023, 01:34:22 am »
Floor 1822

This floor houses a perfume production plant. The stench emanating from it is unbearable.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1858 on: May 17, 2023, 11:37:23 am »
Floor 1823

This floor is inabited by unbears. They used to be bears, but they have been unborn by the stench from below.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1859 on: May 18, 2023, 12:05:26 am »
Floor 1823

This floor is inhabited by carelessbears.  They used to be carebears, but they don’t care about anything anymore…
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.
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