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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 113299 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1815 on: April 23, 2023, 12:48:58 am »

Floor 1780

This floor is home to a paper mill that's constantly making more paper to supply the monkeys on the floor below.
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« Reply #1816 on: April 23, 2023, 02:34:32 am »

Floor 1781

This flooring contains a number of escape pods.

There are some rats that are ready to board them, but they seem to not be sure what to do.

The lawyers are already boarding the escape pods.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1817 on: April 23, 2023, 04:48:31 pm »

Floor 1782

The floor is non-dimensional. Which means it doesn't exists, and can't be entered.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1818 on: April 23, 2023, 05:28:38 pm »

Floor 1783 is an annex to the Hotel California, complete with 24-hour check-out desk.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #1819 on: April 24, 2023, 01:10:35 am »

Floor 1784

This floor has nothing interesting in it, move along.
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« Reply #1820 on: April 24, 2023, 01:26:15 am »

Floor 1785

This floor contains a hanger with a hydrogen airship.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1821 on: April 24, 2023, 08:55:36 am »

Floor 1786

A floor that contains air.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1822 on: April 24, 2023, 09:00:11 am »

Floor 1787

This floor does not conain air. It does contain the bodies of a few climbers that discovered this fact too late.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1823 on: April 24, 2023, 09:49:39 am »

Floor 1787

In total darkness, but filled with various travelators and escalators. A sign (unlit) says "Nothing to see here, please move along."
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1824 on: April 24, 2023, 11:44:09 pm »

Floor 1787

This floor contains a shopping mall and a huge sign that says "This is the REAL floor 1787, ignore the two others."

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1825 on: April 25, 2023, 01:32:47 am »

Floor 1790

This floor is home to people who are confused as to where floors 1788 and 1789 went and why there are two floors numbered 1787 in their place.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1826 on: April 25, 2023, 08:12:27 am »

Floor 1791

This floor is a graveyard for the many people and other entities that died to the various hazards of the tower. It has only two employees, both of them robots.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1827 on: April 26, 2023, 01:24:29 am »

Floor 1792

This floor contains the Skyscraper’s Post Office.
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« Reply #1828 on: April 26, 2023, 01:49:30 am »

Floor 1793

This floor contains the skyscraper's lawyers office.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1829 on: April 26, 2023, 02:41:16 am »

Floor 1794

This floor contains a luxurious Gentlemen's Club. However, it is only a front for the Guild of Graverobbers. They steal corpses from floor 1791, but recently one graverobber mistook a lawyer from the floor below as a corpse. So, now the graverobbers have a lawyer in their storeroom and they are unsure what to do with it.
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