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[King Zultan]

Floor 1765

Bobby's Pizzeria. It has animatronics that Bobby himself promises aren't evil and don't eat babies, and he advises you to ignore all who say otherwise and all the missing babies in the area.

[Mathel]

Floor 1766

A prison full of babies.

[zemaj]

Floor 1767

A baby full of prisoners.

[Horizon]

Floor 1768

A prison of the damned, stuck on this floor for all eternity.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1769

A prison filled with people who say Nice every time they see the number 69 (Nice).

[brewer bob]

Floor 1770

This floor contains a prison, too. It is empty since nobody knows what kind of prisoners it should hold.

[Mathel]

Floor 1771

A court of law is here, responsible for imprisoning people in the prisons down below.

[Starver]

Floor 1772

A court of tennis, responsible for imprisoning the nearby mafioso.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1773

This floor is home to tens of thousands of tennis balls all ready to be used in play on the courts below.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1774

This floor contains the first level of a mad wizards dungeon named the 'Dungeons of Doom'. It consists of several square rooms with short passages between them. The exact contents of each room is kept secret, though pretty much everyone knows that at this point whatever they contained is now either dead or looted.

[Starver]

Floor 1775

The HQ of the business that is frequently contracted to replenish dungeons, abandoned space-stations, ruined cities and the like. They cater for everything from surprisingly refreshing items of food and drink, via first-aid kits/healing potions through to items of armour/shielding, batteries, fuel cannisters, random building resources, gems, coins, credit-chips, eggs of all kinds (edible and/or hatchable and/or imminently hatching), random vermin, not-so-random predators and even have a fine line in mini-bosses (mystical, technical, techno-mystical, æthereal, elemental, dæmonic, piratical, robotic, ninjaing, undead and ninja-pirate-zombie-robotic) plus a whole division dedicated to keeping the mini-bosses amused and 'alive' during the long waits (perhaps of æons!) before they have anyone else arrive in order to try to boss (minily!)...

They have a whole library of indecipherable maps indicating all the necessary secret switches needed to access anywhere their people need to enter (and the super-secret switches that reset everything back to "puzzling", as they leave), a very good canteen (hardly used) and a "Situations Vacant" board that takes up a surprisingly large stretch of wall.

If you spend some time poking around on the latter, you may well find a small, dusty and faded card entitled "Dungeons Of Doom resupply operative needed, no experience necessary, immunity from mad magic a bonus" and some details in very small letters. It promises a very good pension scheme*, a moderately good healthcare scheme** and a barely sufficient work-clothing allowance***.

* Well funded, hardly tapped into
** Hospital/apothecary visits only, no call-outs
*** Mostly cast-off items rejected by actual adventurers as being not fire/cold/lifesapping-proof enough to actually help manhandle a fire-wraith/haunted-snowman/soul-leach.

[Horizon]

Floor 1776

A floor full of Duke Nukem clones that say "thats a lotta words...to bad I ain't gonna read em.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1777

The walls of this floor are made up entirely of text.

[Mathel]

Floor 1778

The floor is built entirely of hover panels, making sure that this floor doesn't fall right through the text walls of the floor below.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1779

This floor contains offices full of monkeys with typewriters. Their job is to write huge walls of texts and annoy people like Duke Nukem.