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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1650 on: May 17, 2022, 12:27:42 am »

Floor 1614

This floor is home to thousands of toilets each with a person sitting upon them and they are all constantly shitting, which apparently broke the pipes and now the floor below is flooded with shit.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1651 on: May 17, 2022, 05:00:23 am »

Floor 1618

This floor contains Ministry of Floor Numbering signs stating that all floors labeled 1613 are off-limits until things get sorted out.  At that point, valves in those floor's floors shall be opened, draining their contents into the Museum of Dust, creating a nauseating mixture likely to prevent visitors for years to come.
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FPS in Gravearmor (925+ dwarves) is 2-5 (v0.47.05 lives on).
"I've never really had issues with the old DF interface (I mean, I loved even 'umkh'!)" ... brewer bob
As we say in France: "ah, l'amour toujours l'amour"... François D.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1652 on: May 17, 2022, 05:07:45 am »

Floor 1619

This floor contains a maze of mirrors. In the center of the maze is the secret laboratory of a wise wizard. He is not the wise wizard from the movie 'Your Highness!' despite looking the same. He is sick and tired of people coming over to mock him about his similar appearance and call him a pervert.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1653 on: May 17, 2022, 07:56:31 am »

Floor 1620

On this floor lives a foolish mage. He continuously produces new and exciting spells. Every spell he produces has a critical flaw, making it useless for it's designated purpose.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1654 on: May 17, 2022, 08:58:10 am »

Floor 1621

This floor is filled with the after math of the previous wizard's experiments. He's...rather prolific. And destructive.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1655 on: May 18, 2022, 01:35:26 am »

Floor 1622

This floor is completely destroyed and burnt, it seems to have been done by magic as if a previously mentioned mage had been in here.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1656 on: May 24, 2022, 10:07:02 pm »

Floor 1623

On this floor is a coffee table and some chairs, as well as a book containing a collection of 36 plays.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1657 on: May 31, 2022, 05:01:10 pm »

Floor 1624

This floor contains a 1/72 scale diorama depicting a contingent of 5,000 Chinese troops and 50 warships under the command of Admiral Yu Zigao and General Wang Mengxiong attacking the Dutch fortress at the island of Magong, the largest of the Penghu islands under the command of Martinus Sonck. It is on display on a table in the center of the floor.
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FPS in Gravearmor (925+ dwarves) is 2-5 (v0.47.05 lives on).
"I've never really had issues with the old DF interface (I mean, I loved even 'umkh'!)" ... brewer bob
As we say in France: "ah, l'amour toujours l'amour"... François D.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1658 on: May 31, 2022, 05:10:56 pm »

Floor 1625

This floor contains a sweatshop where underpaid workers work around the clock sculpting models and diorama pieces.

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« Reply #1659 on: May 31, 2022, 05:45:56 pm »

Floor 1626

Gravity tanks full of sweat, supplying the floor below. And also sweet tanks full of gravy, ready to be pumped up to the floor above.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1660 on: June 01, 2022, 12:25:14 am »

Floor 1627

This floor is home to Billy Bob's Gravy World, the worlds biggest gravy themed restaurant.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1661 on: June 01, 2022, 03:48:48 am »

Floor 1628

This floor contains a makeshift infirmary. It is crammed with patients who've got food-poisoning from eating at Billy Bob's Gravy World.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1662 on: June 01, 2022, 04:45:04 am »

Floor 1629

This floor is a life-size reproduction (in wax) of floor 1628, captured at the moment when 7 of the patients were simultaneously vomiting Billy Bob's Gravy World's rancid gravy.
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FPS in Gravearmor (925+ dwarves) is 2-5 (v0.47.05 lives on).
"I've never really had issues with the old DF interface (I mean, I loved even 'umkh'!)" ... brewer bob
As we say in France: "ah, l'amour toujours l'amour"... François D.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1663 on: June 01, 2022, 08:15:23 am »

Floor 1630

This floor is one giant beehive, designed to produce as much wax as possible.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1664 on: June 01, 2022, 09:10:31 am »

Floor 1631

A house, built of local materials. Slightly melted.
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