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[Mathel]

Floor 1509

The floor is molten lava, with one tiny island of rock, which houses a lavatory.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1510

This floor's ceiling is made of molten lava, and under this ceiling is a regular cubicle office.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1511

This floor contains a great magma sea.

[Mathel]

Floor 1512

This floor contains the monument of wool.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1513

This floor contains the monument of shears.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1514

There is an angry peasant named Conrad here.

[BlackPaladin99]

Floor 1515:  there is an angry Conrad named Peasant here.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1516

There is a happy Pheasant named Darnoc here.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1517

There is a pheasant here that couldn't care one way or another.

[Mathel]

Floor 1518

There is a Duck of Distraction which happens to look demonic on this floor. Any who walk onto this floor are immediately distracted.

[Starver]

Floor 1519

There's a Disco Duck here,
He rules this here floor.
But you need not fear,
An onorous law.
In walking within it,
Just stride on the beat.
120 a minute,
By alternate feet!
The floor-tiles shine out,
Wherever you place,
Your rhythmical footsteps,
In this _ma^gi_ca^l place...
On the walls and the ceiling,
And also the ground,
The glitterballs' gleamings,
Shine spots all around.
No medallion is required,
Nor mini-style dress.
It's not how you're attired,
It's by moves you impress!
You may say that you feel,
That this floor is absurd,
But it's made groovily real,
By that waterfowl bird...

[King Zultan]

Floor 1520

This floor is home to an old man and he's constantly smacking the floor with a broom yelling at the Disco Duck below to turn down his damned music!

[Uthimienure]

Floor 1521

On this floor is a huge carnivorous duck that is getting hungry.  If only the man below knew this.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1522

On this floor is a bunch of old man rights activist ducks holding a protest against the consumption of human meat.

[Mathel]

Floor 1523

Human meat storage, to supply the duck on floor 1521.