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[Mathel]

Floor 1495

This room is filled with O₂. The walls are made of ceramic. There are vents to the floor below, from which fart spews and is incinerated.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1496

This floor contains luxurious steam baths frequented by noblemen, politicians, billionaires and televangelists. The bath waters are heated with the incinerated fart gases from below.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1496

This floor contains a massive locker room filled with the belongings of those in the floor below.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 1497

The floor contains a platform. On the platform is a single guillotine.  It is intended for use on those from floor 1496 by an angry mob... if an angry mob happens to come by and use it. A single guard stands next to the guillotine, listening for a tumult of irate voices.

[Screech9791]

Floor 1498

Molotov factory for arming angry mobs. The #1 recycling center for glass bottles and flammable liquids in the skyscraper.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1499

Home to the tower's strategic pitchfork stockpile.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1500

This floor contains angry peasants from the 16th century. They are driven from their lands due to enclosures.

[Mathel]

Floor 1501

Sheep enclosures are filling this floor.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1502

This floor contains a enclosure factory, that's constantly filling the floor below with more sheep enclosures.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1503

On this floor a woman has just started posing for a painting.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1504

On this floor a woman has just finished posing for a painting.

[Mathel]

Floor 1505

Here is a queue of women waiting to see the paintings made in the lift between floors 1503 and 1504.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1506

Here is the room belonging to the painter painting the women on floors 1503 and 1504, he uses a complex system of mirrors to do this.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1507

This floor contains a huge exhibition gallery. Currently there is nothing on display, but soon there will be a bunch of paintings of women on the walls.

[Starver]

Floor 1508

This floor contains a huge feminist-graffiti artspace, a work in progress.

(You can work out the punchline.)