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[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1450

There is a German man operating a printing press here.

[Mathel]

Floor 1451
There is a German Shepard here, eating sausages.

[crazyabe]

Floor 1452
There is a German Sausage maker here, eating Shepherd's pie.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 1453

There is a shepherd here, with a herd of Dachshounds.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1454

There's a factory here turning garbage into Dachshunds.

[Starver]

Floor 1455 produces medikits, weaponry, protective armour and other supplies, in various setting-specific guises, and arranges their delivery to remote corners of dungeons, space-stations, bombed-out buildings, etc, or packs them in crates and periodically drops them into open landscapes.

Pinned to their office noticeboard is a meticulous list of all such spots, with schedules of all hostile guards/patrols that their deliverymen (and women!) need to avoid - whether Nazi, demon, velociraptor, demonically Nazi velociraptor, etc - how to get past any necessary puzzle-traps - e.g. flooding rooms, crushing ceilings, vanishing force-bridges - and how to open any hidden hatches that obscure the drop-off point. They also maintain a hanger/dock/garage with the many varied and sometimes wonderous vehicles that they need, whether dropships, jeeps, minisubs, and stables/averies for similarly necessary trwined beasts, all large enough to at least carry packages, if not their delivery people as well.

There's a good pension plan, if you're interested. If you ever get to retirement age.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1456

This floor contains a fractal dungeon inhabited by demonic Nazi velociraptors and other vile creatures. A delivery boy, bringing dungeon necessities from the floor below, is wandering aimlessly through the confusing dungeon looking like he's completely lost. Here and there lie the shredded and mutilated remains of previous delivery boys.

[Mathel]

Floor 1457

Here lay a demonic velociraptor hatchery. Complete with nazi indoctrination unit.

[Magmacube_tr]

Floor 1458

TF2's Source Spagetti. Induces immidiate madness upon direct visual contact.

[Starver]

Floor 1459

Traditional family-recipe spaghetti sauce. Tasty!

[Magmacube_tr]

Floor 1460

Bay12 nuke arsenal. All nukes seem to be pointed towards either TikTok, Twitter or Facebook.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1461

Bay12 puke arsenal.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1462

The home of the Bay12 vomitorium where everyone goes to puke, which fills the tanks found on the floor below.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1463

This floor contains the Bay12 Restaurant. Hefty meals are served here. The catch is that the food is laced with something that causes nausea. Those who have finished their meals can be seen rushing to the floor below.

[Magmacube_tr]

Floor 1464

The pit that Magmacube uses to dispose the corpses of health inspectors which periodically come to the restaurant below due to complaints.