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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 111051 times)

Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1470 on: February 22, 2022, 10:57:02 am »

Floor 1435

There is a car sized rat creating a .rar of a cat here.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1471 on: February 22, 2022, 02:30:50 pm »

Floor 1436

This floor has a science lab. The scientists working here are spying on the peculiar rat of Floor 1435, specifically its astonishing intelligence and computer skills. They are scribbling notes like madmen.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1472 on: February 22, 2022, 06:32:21 pm »

Floor 1437:

This floor contains a madman lab.  The madmen working here are spying on the scientists on the level below, scribbling like the madmen they are.
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« Reply #1473 on: February 22, 2022, 10:38:49 pm »

Floor 1438

This floor contains an illegal Chinese silver mine.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1474 on: February 23, 2022, 12:19:29 am »

Floor 1439

This floor contains a Legal Chinese gold farm set in a popular MMO.
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« Reply #1475 on: February 23, 2022, 01:26:04 am »

Floor 1440

This floor contains a Chinese farm that grows Chinese people.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1476 on: February 23, 2022, 04:41:15 am »

Floor 1441

This floor is where prisoners are killed to harvest their internal organs.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1477 on: February 23, 2022, 05:58:17 am »

1442

There is a stone circle here, designed to show the date on sunrise. Due to the tower's height, it is on the ceiling.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1478 on: February 23, 2022, 04:47:06 pm »

Floor 1443

This floor used to be completely empty except for one anchorite standing on a pole. However, now even the anchorite is gone after a group of New Age "pagans" came here in search of a stone circle. Their behaviour was too much for the anchorite to bear, so he said "fuck it", packed his stuff and left (ok, there really wasn't much to pack). He had stood on the pole in silence for precisely 49 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 57 minutes -- pretty close to his vow of 50 years.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1479 on: February 24, 2022, 01:23:05 am »

Floor 1444

This floor is home to the tower's supply of number 4s.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1480 on: February 24, 2022, 05:34:29 am »

Floor 1445

There is a whole bunch of monkeys here, practicing Taoism in a bid to become immortal.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1481 on: February 24, 2022, 08:08:49 am »

Floor 1446

There is a whole bunch of Immortals here, practicing poop throwing in a bid to become significantly less bored mortals.
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« Reply #1482 on: February 24, 2022, 10:13:10 am »

Floor 1447

This floor is empty of everything (including air) except for an asteroid floating weightlessly in the center.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1483 on: February 24, 2022, 02:24:59 pm »

Floor 1448

This floor is empty of everything except for a huge pile of steroids in the center.

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« Reply #1484 on: February 25, 2022, 01:51:33 am »

Floor 1449

This floor is filled with everything (including the Bay12 Skyscraper).
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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