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[King Zultan]

Floor 1420

This floor has a trampoline hanging out a window to catch the Czech politicians, but it turns out they got the floor numbers mixed up and they've yet to catch any of the politicians.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1421

This floor contains latrines next to the outer walls. The pipes lead outside, emptying their contents on the trampoline one floor below.

[crazyabe]

Floor 1422


This floor contains all 9 circles of hell.

[Mathel]

Floor 1423

This floor contains a bunch of arcane machinery, all connected to a device stuck outside the window.
The device is an artificial gravity generator, pointed at the windows below. It seems to have attracted some czech politicians, poop, and tramplines.

[crazyabe]

Floor 1424


The Air conditioning is broken on this floor, the occupants keep on insisting that its run on the floor below.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1425

This floor is just a bunch of boring offices.

[Uthimienure]

Floor 1426

This floor is packed to the ceiling with lemons. There are drains that drip lemon juice into the ceiling tiles of the floor below, which explains why those offices are occupied by lawyers.

[Iris]

Floor 1427:

This floor is entirely given over to some kind of workshop. Many of the materials and machines have a scrounged look like they have been taken from somewhere else. There is familiar equipment - drill press, lathe - and much less familiar equipment: A spell circle, replete with chalk; what looks like a bell jar, with something growing inside; an assortment of brass piping connected to some kind of, at one's best guess, a glassblowing machine; and tools (a crystal rod, a vacuum tube, a device resembling nothing so much as a red pen) are all strewn around. Parchment notes are attached to every available surface, written in a glossy black ink. These vary from "Don't touch that!" to "This device will only operate between 1.6 and 2.1. Do not adjust it further or the crystal will come out of alignment and I will hate you." and even "I salvaged this off of a corrupted automaton. Do not place it in anything you don't want trying to kill you."

[King Zultan]

Floor 1428:

This floor contains a table with an empty coffee mug on it, that may contain an entire universe or just nothingness.

[brewer bob]

Floor 1429:

This floor contains a leprosarium. It is staffed by a group of monks, but there are no lepers to be found. The monks are bored.

[Mathel]

Floor 1430

Due to clerical error, the lepers were sent to this floor instead. The cleric has been punished by being stripped of rank, but the lepers have to wait until another cleric sends them to the right floor.

For which the cleric will have to walk all the way up here, as using lifts is prohibited in their church.

[King Zultan]

Floor 1431

This floor is home to thousands of rats that are all eating a massive dead thing.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Floor 1432

At the center of this floor is a single cat sleeping curled around a rat-sized crown.

[crazyabe]

Floor 1433

At the center of this floor is a single rat sleeping inside a cat sized crown.

[Mathel]

Floor 1434

There is a cat sized rat eating a rat sized cat here.