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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 111060 times)

brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1440 on: January 29, 2022, 06:29:49 am »

Floor 1405

This floor contains a ticket booth where tickets are sold for the spy peepshow down below. There is also a luxurious lounge with a bar for those corporate spies who are waiting for the next show.

This floor was recently acquired by Meta Platforms, Inc., formerly known as Facebook, Inc.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1441 on: January 30, 2022, 03:47:42 am »

Floor 1406

This floor contains the long lines of people waiting to get into the spy peepshow below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1442 on: January 30, 2022, 04:59:37 pm »

Floor 1407

This floor is also filled with people waiting in line for the peep show.  However, they think it’s an entirely different kind of peep show…
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1443 on: February 15, 2022, 11:21:40 pm »

Floor 1408:

A box sits here, quietly taking in electricity. It ticks softly, executing its inscrutable purpose.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1444 on: February 16, 2022, 01:21:02 am »

Floor 1409

There is a box here and there is nothing inside of it, do not bother looking inside!
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1445 on: February 16, 2022, 07:22:42 am »

Floor 1410

There is no box here. But everyone has a strangely intense feeling that there should be!
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1446 on: February 16, 2022, 10:51:34 am »

Floor 1411

This floor is full of dissatisfied cats who have been expelled from Floor 1409 for trying to enter the box there.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1447 on: February 16, 2022, 11:30:47 am »

Floor 1412

There are creaky floorboards on this floor. Whenever someone walks here, there is a horrible racket on the floor below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1448 on: February 16, 2022, 07:11:04 pm »

Floor 1413


This floor is spatially below floor 1412, leading to it being constantly filled with the racket of creaking floor boards, despite being higher up the skyscraper technically.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1449 on: February 17, 2022, 02:50:37 am »

Floor 1414

This floor is filled with pipes that rattle and clank.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1450 on: February 17, 2022, 06:08:25 am »

Floor 1415

This floor contains a hub of portals that lead to all known planes of existence.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1451 on: February 17, 2022, 07:29:44 am »

Floor 1416

This floor is covered with scale models of all known planes built between 1900 and 2022 AD, of course only one model per plane model.  None have been painted, leading a certain visitor to dub this floor the "plane of plain planes".
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1452 on: February 17, 2022, 09:57:55 am »

Floor 1417

This floor contains models of all planets known to humans, in 1:500 000 scale.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1453 on: February 17, 2022, 11:09:04 pm »

Floor 1418

This floor contains models of all planets known to humans, in 500 000:1 scale.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1454 on: February 17, 2022, 11:33:59 pm »

Floor 1419

On this floor a group of Czech politicians are being thrown out a window.
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