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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 111059 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1425 on: January 26, 2022, 01:55:19 am »

Floor 1390

This floor contains a massive professor killing machine that dumps the murdered professors in the floor below.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1426 on: January 26, 2022, 02:49:46 am »

Floor 1391

This floor contains dumprep.exe . It has stopped responding.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1427 on: January 26, 2022, 10:11:30 am »

Floor 1392

Bay12 corrupted data containment sector. Broken beta builds, buggy mods, and all sorts of junk data are stored here.
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1428 on: January 26, 2022, 12:25:43 pm »

floor 1393: Bay 12 corrupted organism containment sector.  this is where we are currently operating from
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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1429 on: January 27, 2022, 01:26:50 am »

Floor 1394

This floor is home to the people responsible for containing all the corrupted organisms found in the floor below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1430 on: January 27, 2022, 01:55:49 am »

Floor 1395

This floor is filled with people wondering why no one is doing anything about the corrupted organisms on this floor and the floors above.
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Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1431 on: January 27, 2022, 08:39:55 am »

Floor 1396

This floor is filled with corpses who used to care just like the people on the floor below.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1432 on: January 27, 2022, 09:14:37 am »

Floor 1397

It is filled with corrupting organisations, which corrupt organisms.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1433 on: January 27, 2022, 09:19:28 am »

Floor 1398

This floor contains a bureau responsible for approving organization applications. There is only one worker currently, and she is dreadfully bored with her work and fed up with low wages. Thus, she has sabotaged each organization application, which has resulted in quite the mess in the floors below.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1434 on: January 28, 2022, 02:33:24 am »

Floor 1399

This floor is completely empty save for a sign near the entrance that says this space for rent.
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Iris

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1435 on: January 28, 2022, 04:54:38 am »

Floor 1400

Save for a small plaque celebrating 1,400 floors, this floor is essentially abandoned. It used to be a shopping mall, but it was quickly laid low by the rise to prominence of online shopping. It now lies disfigured, awaiting the end of a renovation that will never come.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1436 on: January 28, 2022, 05:09:17 am »

Floor 1401

This floor contains an Amazon warehouse. Poorly paid and overworked workers are running about fetching and packaging items to be sent to customers who've shopped online. Business is doing good. The workers are not.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1437 on: January 28, 2022, 08:50:39 am »

Floor 1402
This floor contains a cannon for launching purchased objects from the floor below to the customers.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1438 on: January 29, 2022, 01:23:55 am »

Floor 1403

This floor is filled with dozens of holes made by the cannon on the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1439 on: January 29, 2022, 03:46:04 am »

Floor 1404

This floor often has corporate spies, peeping below.
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FPS in Gravearmor (925+ dwarves) is 2-5 (v0.47.05 lives on).
"I've never really had issues with the old DF interface (I mean, I loved even 'umkh'!)" ... brewer bob
As we say in France: "ah, l'amour toujours l'amour"... François D.
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