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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 113376 times)

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1395 on: January 18, 2022, 07:25:53 am »

Floor 1360

Peter Gabriel and all of the Beastie Boys have penthouse apartments on this floor.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1396 on: January 18, 2022, 09:39:46 am »

Floor 1361

This floor is a huge plasma globe, with the lift&stairs column being the central rod. Anybody who wants to go into the plasma space has to go through an airlock.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1397 on: January 19, 2022, 02:08:09 am »

Floor 1362

This is the blood chamber, there is blood here.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1398 on: January 19, 2022, 10:09:02 pm »

Floor 1363

This floor contains a bottling plant run by vampires.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1399 on: January 20, 2022, 06:43:30 am »

Floor 1364: This floor contains a pseudo-medieval fantasy continent in a 1:1000 scale, set into a modelling table. Currently, it is the year 1004, and the continent is fractured into multiple petty kingdoms. The table runs constantly, simulating the continent. There's also a snack bar and an observation level.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1400 on: January 20, 2022, 01:11:43 pm »

Floor 1365

This floor contains the computer running the simulation.
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The shield beats the sword.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1401 on: January 20, 2022, 01:24:55 pm »

Floor 1366

This floor contains thousands of treadwheels used to power the computer below.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1402 on: January 20, 2022, 01:37:39 pm »

Floor 1367

This floor contains a precariously balanced safe.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1403 on: January 20, 2022, 03:02:51 pm »

Floor 1368

This floor is inexplicably half a mile to the left, whichever way you try to look at it. Otherwise, it's entirely normal.
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Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1404 on: January 20, 2022, 03:04:56 pm »

Floor 1369

This floor has telescopes pointing in all directions with scientists peering through them at floor 1368.  They are trying in vain to figure out what "entirely normal" means.
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FPS in Gravearmor (925+ dwarves) is 2-5 (v0.47.05 lives on).
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1405 on: January 20, 2022, 07:48:10 pm »

Floor 1370 is so entirely normal that the scientists on 1369 haven't even noticed it yet.

It's a pity, as they (and only they) could probably work out the answer to all of the tower's most pressing problems just by abandoning their telescopes and walking up one flight of stairs.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1406 on: January 21, 2022, 02:06:12 am »

Floor 1371

This floor is just a regular floor and has nothing in it a scientist would give a shit about.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1407 on: January 22, 2022, 12:48:33 pm »

Floor 1372

This floor contains a Japanese tram station which connects to the Tokyo metropolitan tram system.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1408 on: January 22, 2022, 02:49:05 pm »

Floor 1373

This floor contains the mosques of Moscow. They have been teleported here in a freak teleportation accident.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1409 on: January 23, 2022, 02:14:25 am »

Floor 1374

This floor contains the potato fields of Idaho. They have been teleported here by a angry potato wizard.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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