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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 111074 times)

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1380 on: January 14, 2022, 04:52:52 am »

Floor 1345

Yet another "Floor Number Corrections Center", which has put out a warrant for the arrest of the two previous posters.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1381 on: January 14, 2022, 06:40:07 am »

Floor 1346: A very overworked... author? Scribe? She keeps writing things down and muttering about Great Places and Great People to passersby. What a weirdo.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1382 on: January 14, 2022, 11:14:12 am »

Floor 1347

This is a giant warehouse, containing the scribe's work. It's almost full.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1383 on: January 15, 2022, 01:36:18 am »

Floor 1348

This floor is a giant library containing millions of books, all of which are blank and marked for display only.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1384 on: January 15, 2022, 01:59:02 am »

Floor 1249:

This floor contains two parts. The top half is a richly appointed Zeppelin dock and observation platform in the Art Deco style. The lower half contains a rotating restaurant and shopping centre. The Zeppelins regularly bring in visitors from exotic parts unknown.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1385 on: January 15, 2022, 09:38:44 pm »

Floor 1350

This floor contains a SWAT team preparing to bust the architect of the previous floor for a floor numbering violation.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1386 on: January 16, 2022, 01:33:56 am »

Floor 1351

This floor contains the central number police headquarters constantly complaining about and hating all the floor numbering violations in the entire building.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1387 on: January 16, 2022, 03:44:08 am »

Floor 1352

On this floor are the prison cells where all the floor-numbering violators are incarcerated.  Rumor has it that a few of the inmates actually work for the Central Number Police.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1388 on: January 16, 2022, 04:36:47 am »

Floor 1353

This floor contains the office and private luxury residence of the Central Number Police Head Honcho. Unbeknown to the police, the head honcho has deliberately made most of the floor-numbering violations and framed others for it.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1389 on: January 17, 2022, 05:27:21 pm »

Floor 1354

This floor contains a library that consists entirely of numbers
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1390 on: January 17, 2022, 06:01:32 pm »

Floor 1355
This floor houses the library's full-time staff, including head librarian Dewey Decimole.  Dewey has a special room containing a grass field stocked with plenty of grubs.
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FPS in Gravearmor (925+ dwarves) is 2-5 (v0.47.05 lives on).
"I've never really had issues with the old DF interface (I mean, I loved even 'umkh'!)" ... brewer bob
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1391 on: January 17, 2022, 08:27:35 pm »

Floor 1356

This floor contains a Golden Bull.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1392 on: January 17, 2022, 08:58:02 pm »

Floor 1357 contains a whole lotta brass monkeys.

(Hopefully the environmental controls keep the place warm enough.)
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1393 on: January 18, 2022, 01:21:22 am »

Floor 1358

This floor is where the electrodes are that they use to shock the monkeys from the floor below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1394 on: January 18, 2022, 04:11:04 am »

Floor 1359

This floor contains research labs and offices of cruel scientists who use the electrodes in the floor below to shock the monkeys below that floor. They are not aware what a brass monkey is.
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