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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1365 on: January 12, 2022, 08:52:04 am »

Floor 1330

This floor contains steel.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1366 on: January 12, 2022, 09:31:32 am »

Floor 1331: This floor contains helium, to counteract all the weight from the steel floor, and prevent the sky scraper from collapsing. Also, everybody on this floor talks funny.
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« Reply #1367 on: January 12, 2022, 01:18:13 pm »

Floor 1332: This floor contains lead, to counteract all the buoyancy from the helium floor. Also, everybody on this floor talks like an idiot.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1368 on: January 12, 2022, 09:38:42 pm »

Floor 1333

This floor was filled with old car batteries, but they were dismantled to fill up the floor below. This floor now contains a nasty pool of old battery acid. The empty battery case debris was disposed of.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1369 on: January 12, 2022, 10:56:32 pm »

Floor 1334 is half filled with limejuice and half filled with limewater. There are very nervous people in the roof-space, tasked to keep an eye on the partition separating the two halves.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1370 on: January 13, 2022, 01:24:39 am »

Floor 1335

This floor contains jet fuel that can melt steel beams.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1371 on: January 13, 2022, 03:43:21 am »

Floor 1336

This floor is built entirely of steel beams and is full of explosives.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1372 on: January 13, 2022, 04:14:43 am »

Floor 1337

This floor is the headquarters of the EU
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1373 on: January 13, 2022, 04:55:06 am »

Floor 1338

This floor is filled with pissed off 1337 H4x0rz that wanted the floor below but were unable to get it because the EU took it, and are now planning to hack the crap out of them.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1374 on: January 13, 2022, 09:45:53 am »

Floor 1339

This floor contains a SWAT team, ready to burst through the floor and swat the 1337 Haxorz with fly swatters.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1375 on: January 13, 2022, 03:26:26 pm »

Floor 1340

This is a horse stable with a big fly problem because the inhabitants of 1339 took all the swatters.
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"I've never really had issues with the old DF interface (I mean, I loved even 'umkh'!)" ... brewer bob
As we say in France: "ah, l'amour toujours l'amour"... François D.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1376 on: January 13, 2022, 04:54:38 pm »

Floor 1341 is full of horse-flies and flying horses.
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« Reply #1377 on: January 14, 2022, 12:07:40 am »

Floor 1342

This floor is home to a group of Zealots who expel any aristocrats who try to enter the floor.
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« Reply #1378 on: January 14, 2022, 01:36:47 am »

Floor 1344

This floor is home to a group of Zebras who expel any cats who try to enter the floor.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1379 on: January 14, 2022, 03:09:53 am »

Floor 1345

This floor contains training grounds for aristocrats and cats who plan to enter floors 1343 or 1344. There is also an amphitheater where meetings are held and infiltration plans are made.
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