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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 113383 times)

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1350 on: November 20, 2021, 03:15:05 pm »

Floor 1315

This room contains a black hole that's rapidly expa

OH GOD ITS EATING THIS FORUM POST EV
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1351 on: November 21, 2021, 01:36:47 am »

Floor 1316

This floor contains a perfectly normal suburb that's completely unaware of the black hole slowly eating away at the ground beneath them.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1352 on: November 21, 2021, 09:15:15 am »

Floor 1317

This floor contains a teleporter, linked with another next to the skyscraper.
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The shield beats the sword.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1353 on: January 03, 2022, 02:18:55 am »

Floor 1318

This floor contains a necromancer that's bringing threads back from the dead!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1354 on: January 09, 2022, 12:49:06 pm »

Floor 1319

This floor contains thousands of heavily armed and pissed off Scots.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1355 on: January 09, 2022, 01:01:49 pm »

1320

This floor contains a bunch of Englishmen who pissed off the Scots from floor 1319.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1356 on: January 10, 2022, 01:46:04 am »

Floor 1321

This floor contains a bunch of Irishmen who are pissed at the Englishmen.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1357 on: January 10, 2022, 02:57:51 am »

Floor 1322

This floor contains a tavern with a Scot, an Englishman, and an Irishman.  All three are pissed.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1358 on: January 10, 2022, 03:06:04 am »

Floor 1323

This floor contains Frenchmen preparing to taunt the pissed Englishman, Irishman and Scot in the tavern of floor 1322 for a second time.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1359 on: January 10, 2022, 03:55:03 am »

Floor 1324

This floor contains a cardboard fort that the Frenchmen will retreat to and hide inside when fighting starts.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1360 on: January 11, 2022, 08:30:37 am »

Floor 1325

There is a Dane with a ligther here. He is prepared to burn and pillage the Frenchman's fort.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1361 on: January 11, 2022, 10:10:02 am »

Floor 1326

There is a peasant here who wants to know what a “ligther” is.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1362 on: January 11, 2022, 10:42:48 am »

Floor 1327

This floor contains a top secret ligther manufacturing plant. The secret of what a "ligther" is is heavily guarded by elite super soldiers. All trespassers are immediately shot.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1363 on: January 12, 2022, 01:47:53 am »

Floor 1328

This floor is filled with the corpses of those who tried to steel the secrets of the ligther.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1364 on: January 12, 2022, 04:15:17 am »

Floor 1329

This floor is home to those who plotted to steal the lives of those who tried to turn the secrets of the ligther into steel.
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