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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1290 on: October 15, 2021, 04:44:08 pm »

Floor 1255

This floor contains an almost finished device, which is to be used to heat the floor and melting the frosty abomination on the floor below. It is being built by a gang of grouchy gnomes who were fired from Santa's workshop due to their hate of Christmas. They reek of old alcohol and are constantly cussing.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1291 on: October 15, 2021, 08:28:20 pm »

Floor 1256

This floor consists of a mostly normal set of offices and related rooms (break room, etc.).

“Mostly” because any light that enter’s through the windows or is produced by any device or appliance (or any other light source, for that matter) is instantly teleported outside, keeping the floor permanently pitch dark.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1292 on: October 15, 2021, 09:12:53 pm »

Floor 1257

This floor is home to a coven of witches who spend lots of time maintaining the magic that supports floor 1256's interesting phenomena. Nobody on floors 1256 or lower knows why they do it.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1293 on: October 16, 2021, 01:49:10 am »

1258

Home to Lamont Cranston, apparent playboy and man-about-town.

He knows.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2021, 02:01:45 am by Starver »
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1294 on: October 16, 2021, 01:59:47 am »

Floor 1259

There is a comprehensive list of all Lamont Cranston does not know on this floor.
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« Reply #1295 on: October 16, 2021, 03:43:10 am »

Floor 1260

This floor is a massive cemetery containing all the people that have died in the building.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1296 on: October 16, 2021, 04:05:09 am »

Floor 1261

A karaoke saloon.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1297 on: October 16, 2021, 07:30:24 am »

Floor 1262

A large storage hall containing karaoke videos with a section dedicated to some ultra-rare and bizarre ones.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1298 on: October 30, 2021, 07:53:17 pm »

Floor 1263

A vast hall containing an infinite amount of Internet-connected computers, each with a monkey furiously typing up bad fan-fiction.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1299 on: October 31, 2021, 10:02:59 am »

Floor 1264
An infinitely large storage for HDDs and SSDs with monkey-generated bad fanfiction. It's almost full.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1300 on: October 31, 2021, 12:15:59 pm »

Floor 1265

A backup of floor 1264. It is slightly less full.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1301 on: October 31, 2021, 12:53:22 pm »

Floor 1264

This is the tower's airport. Due to the high altitude, taking off is vastly easier.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1302 on: October 31, 2021, 04:14:52 pm »

Floor 1267

The tower's helipad. Due to the high altitude, taking off is vastly more difficult.

But (possibly like the floor below?) there's also a giant trebuchet here, so...
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1303 on: October 31, 2021, 05:13:42 pm »

Floor 1268

The outer walls of this floor are heavily armored and the floor contains a large array of different kinds of anti-aircraft guns ready to shoot down rogue airplanes and helicopters.

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« Reply #1304 on: November 01, 2021, 12:23:33 am »

Floor 1269

The outer walls of this floor are covered in a massive radar array used to detect all incoming and outgoing aircraft.
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