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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 111101 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1185 on: September 03, 2021, 02:09:34 am »

Floor 1153

This floor used to be home to a bunch of hobos but for some reason they've all disappeared, and it seemed to start when that restaurant opened in the floor below, but so far no one has blamed the restaurant. 
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1186 on: September 03, 2021, 03:17:37 am »

Floor 1154
Filled with floo powder.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1187 on: September 04, 2021, 08:44:37 am »

Floor 1155

This floor is filled with people who have clinical depression.
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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1188 on: September 05, 2021, 02:20:10 am »

Floor 1156

This floor is filled with people who have clinical oppression.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Uthimienure

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1189 on: September 05, 2021, 10:14:58 am »

Floor 1157

This floor is empty. The sign on the door: "People without any problems."
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1190 on: September 06, 2021, 10:41:46 pm »

Floor 1158

This floor is full of people with math problems.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1191 on: September 07, 2021, 12:39:19 am »

Floor 1159
There are a few cats with math problems here.
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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1192 on: September 07, 2021, 01:01:43 am »

Floor 1160
There are a few cats with meth problems here.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1193 on: September 13, 2021, 09:28:04 am »

Floor 1161

A meth lab run by dogs.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1194 on: September 13, 2021, 11:22:58 am »

Floor 1162
A coffeine production facility, run by mice
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Eric Blank

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1195 on: September 13, 2021, 12:17:45 pm »

Floor 1163

The floor where coffee beans are being grown.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1196 on: September 13, 2021, 07:13:38 pm »

Floor 1164

A coffin production facility, run by lice
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King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1197 on: September 14, 2021, 12:30:42 am »

Floor 1165

A massive grave yard, home to everyone that has died in the building, and it seems that most people here died from exhaustion trying to climb all those stairs.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Starver

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1198 on: September 14, 2021, 07:02:54 am »

Floor 1166

A bungalow.

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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1199 on: September 14, 2021, 07:10:36 am »

Floor 1167
Beds and refreshment for people who climbed up here and did not die of exhaustion.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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