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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1080 on: August 02, 2021, 10:26:34 pm »

Floor 1049, rather predictably, contains all floors that do not contain themselves.

And an unshaven and unkempt barber. Which she really shouldn't be.

((Does this floor contain itself?))
((if it did, it would be paradoxical since it must not contain floors that contain themselves, wait…do you think of the kitchen in your house as containing itself?))
Floor 1053
This floor contains portals to various points in time. Various time mages come in and out of these portals and try preventing time paradoxes

You might (or might not) enjoy reading this, or watching this.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #1081 on: August 03, 2021, 01:46:20 am »

Floor 1054

It's almost completely filled with sand.
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« Reply #1082 on: August 03, 2021, 06:19:28 am »

(Darn, already did my immediate reaction.)

Floor 1055

Hosting a live, extended studio recording of The Goon Show.
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« Reply #1083 on: August 03, 2021, 10:41:35 am »

Floor 1056
This floor contains the real Yo Gabba Gabbas along with the actors that play them, often leading to human Gabba nteractions that may or may not result in misunderstandings
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King Zultan

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« Reply #1084 on: August 04, 2021, 02:37:43 am »

Floor 1056

This floor contains PURE concentrated NOTHINGNESS!
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1085 on: August 04, 2021, 04:05:33 am »

Floor 1057

This floor contains all kinds of androids.
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #1086 on: August 05, 2021, 06:16:09 pm »

Floor 1058

This floor contains a robotics lab whose engineers have way too much time on their hands.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #1087 on: August 06, 2021, 02:52:32 am »

Floor 1059

This floor contains a brothel filled with androids made by the floor below.
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« Reply #1088 on: August 06, 2021, 04:49:29 am »

Floor 1060

A floor that is home to gynoids, who are diverse bunch with many ordinary tasks throughout the building (e.g. black-hole containment operative, rabbit breeder or Lord High Admiral) and exhibit a full range of attitudes to the floor below, including some general amusement that nobody nearby has even noticed this community and others with flat out annoyance at the distracting sounds that occasionally filter up because it disturbs their downtime.
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #1089 on: August 06, 2021, 11:35:33 pm »

Floor 1061

This floor is a giant saltwater reef aquarium with everything including fish, corals, invertebrates, plants, and other sea life, but no water.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #1090 on: August 07, 2021, 03:12:12 am »

Floor 1062

This floor contains a machine that was used to suck up all the saltwater from the floor below and bottle it.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1091 on: August 07, 2021, 08:57:30 am »

1063
This floor contains a giant bottle of saltwater, provided by the floor below.
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« Reply #1092 on: August 07, 2021, 11:00:43 am »

Floor 1064

A bottled water factory that is bottling floor 1063's water and selling it under several popular brand names.  They hope to sell it quickly and flee to a secret location with the money before being caught.
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« Reply #1093 on: August 07, 2021, 10:54:52 pm »

Floor 1065

Vacuum of space.
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« Reply #1094 on: August 08, 2021, 08:49:34 am »

Floor 1066

Battle of Hastings
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