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Tawa

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Bootleg RPG
« on: February 25, 2016, 08:26:15 pm »

At a yard sale today, you found what may very well be the best NES game ever. By the looks of the cartridge, it's a bastardized bootleg of MOTHER, Zelda I, Snake's Revenge, Fire Emblem 1, and Super Mario Bros. II.

The second you got home, you dusted off your thirty-year-old console and threw the thing in there, immediately greeted with this screen.

You should probably pick one.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 08:34:10 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2016, 08:27:41 pm »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2016, 11:11:34 pm »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1 to finding secret third option, but if that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2016, 08:03:48 am »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1 to finding secret third option, but if that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.
+1, but I say go with Shy Guy
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2016, 08:26:12 am »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2016, 08:44:12 am »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1 to finding secret third option, but if that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.
+1.
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2016, 08:46:48 am »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1 to finding secret third option, but if that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.
+1, but I say go with Shy Guy
+1 shyguy best guy
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2016, 05:53:53 pm »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1 to finding secret third option, but if that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.
+1, but I say go with Shy Guy
+1 shyguy best guy
+1
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2016, 05:59:34 pm »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2016, 08:31:49 pm »

Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option. If that fails, push buttons at random until something happens.
+1 to finding secret third option, but if that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.
+1, but I say go with Shy Guy
+1 shyguy best guy
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2016, 07:00:03 pm »

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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2016, 07:39:59 pm »

Dammit man did you literally just abandon this after making one post
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2016, 08:21:29 am »

Dammit man did you literally just abandon this after making one post
Keep your pants on.

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Fiddle around with the controller to find the secret third option: unanimous
If that doesn't work, let's go with Snake.: 2
I say go with Shy Guy: 4

I'll jump on the bandwagon and say let's pick SG.
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2016, 10:58:16 am »

Dammit man did you literally just abandon this after making one post
Keep your pants on.

-1. We are playing video games, not meeting the queen!
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Re: Bootleg RPG
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2016, 08:43:36 am »

Dammit man did you literally just abandon this after making one post
Keep your pants on.

-1. We are playing video games, not meeting the queen!
I take it you game stirk naked?
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