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Liberonscien

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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2016, 12:47:13 pm »
Quote from: BluarianKnight on February 25, 2016, 12:43:45 pm
Continue spamming SoS then, follow Stirk's move.
The Lamppost eventually gets the attention of a man driving by. The light startles him and he crashes into a ditch. After attempting to get the car out of the ditch for several minutes he gets out of the car and starts cursing at the Lamppost. What now?
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 12:48:52 pm by Liberonscien »
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Sosoku234

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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2016, 12:49:09 pm »
...---... / ...---... (SOS SOS) .-- . / .-. . --.- ..- .. .-. . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. . --. ... --..-- / ... --- / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / -- --- ...- . / .- -... --- ..- - / ..-. .-. . . .-.. -.-- / .- -. -.. / .--. .-. --- ...- .. -.. . / .-.. .. --. .... - / --- -. / - .... . / --. --- .-.-.- (We require your legs, so we can move about freely and provide light on the go.)
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helmacon

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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2016, 12:50:38 pm »
Begin strobing uncontrollably and hope the man has epilepsy.
 
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Liberonscien

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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2016, 01:29:13 pm »
Come to a decision.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2016, 01:39:17 pm »
Quote from: Sosoku234 on February 25, 2016, 12:49:09 pm
...---... / ...---... (SOS SOS) .-- . / .-. . --.- ..- .. .-. . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. . --. ... --..-- / ... --- / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / -- --- ...- . / .- -... --- ..- - / ..-. .-. . . .-.. -.-- / .- -. -.. / .--. .-. --- ...- .. -.. . / .-.. .. --. .... - / --- -. / - .... . / --. --- .-.-.- (We require your legs, so we can move about freely and provide light on the go.)

Lets go with that one. After all, unless someone gives us the legs, we can't do much with them.
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Liberonscien

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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2016, 02:22:09 pm »
Quote from: Stirk on February 25, 2016, 01:39:17 pm
Quote from: Sosoku234 on February 25, 2016, 12:49:09 pm
...---... / ...---... (SOS SOS) .-- . / .-. . --.- ..- .. .-. . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. . --. ... --..-- / ... --- / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / -- --- ...- . / .- -... --- ..- - / ..-. .-. . . .-.. -.-- / .- -. -.. / .--. .-. --- ...- .. -.. . / .-.. .. --. .... - / --- -. / - .... . / --. --- .-.-.- (We require your legs, so we can move about freely and provide light on the go.)

Lets go with that one. After all, unless someone gives us the legs, we can't do much with them.
The man curses at the Lamppost until the Lamppost starts flickering again. The man seems to realize that cursing at the lamppost isn't doing him any good. The man gets out his phone and calls a tow truck. What now?
« Last Edit: February 25, 2016, 04:08:21 pm by Liberonscien »
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helmacon

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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2016, 01:58:29 pm »
Prepare to hijack the tow truck.

Why are we outside?
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2016, 03:31:09 pm »
We are a lamppost. That is why.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2016, 04:11:36 pm »
PTLamppost.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2016, 05:47:30 pm »
Come to a decision.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2016, 05:50:12 pm »
Gaslight the humans.
Turn off or blink when no one is looking, but turn back on before they can look at you. Slowly drive them to madness.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2016, 06:01:50 pm »
Ever read 'The Plot Against the People'?

Slowly raise their blood pressure by pretending not to work when they look at us, then turn on right when the aren't looking in our direction. Eventually, our antics will cause heart attacks across the board.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #27 on: February 29, 2016, 10:20:32 am »
The tow truck arrives. The Lamppost shuts off. The man tries to explain that the Lamppost was flickering and made him crash and the mechanic appears to be asking the man if he is drunk. The Lamppost is clearly off. The man explains that the Lamppost just shut off. The mechanic appears to be unconvinced. What now?
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2016, 11:29:58 am »
Stay on whenever nobody is looking.
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Re: Lamppost
« Reply #29 on: February 29, 2016, 05:13:50 pm »
1 in 26 people develop epilepsy in thier lifetime. There are 2 people here. We have a 1 in 13 chance of killing someone right now. I like those odds.

Do it! Strobe! Seizures for the seizure God!
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