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Author Topic: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time  (Read 8668 times)

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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Bidding is go
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2016, 03:28:19 am »
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With a cry of "Satan whyyyyyyy", Johns grip on the rope slips and he half-drops the rest of the way, ending up clinging upside down just above the floor, with a nasty rope burn.

A man in a fancy jacket comes up and asks if John is alright, but he can already feel the voice in his head guiding him fading back, the rest clamouring for control.

To masque has failed a roll he was unskilled at, triggering a bid for control of John.
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Bidding is go
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2016, 09:50:33 am »
I've sent in a bid.
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Bidding is go
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2016, 10:09:33 am »
I did a bid.
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Bidding is go
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2016, 12:01:57 pm »
Spoiler: Don't ye be lookin' at me bid. (click to show/hide)
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Bidding is go
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2016, 03:17:53 pm »
Sosuko bid 2
Tomasque bid 2
Salsacookies bid 2
TopHat didn't bid.

Salsacookies wins the roll-off and pays 2 Willpower

John looks up, eyes wild, as a new voice screams in his ear.

EIJTIP: Remember that voices can suggest things to other voices, the controlling voice, or even John.
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Bidding is go
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2016, 03:27:21 pm »
"OH, IM GREAT, MA BOY!!! Time to RIDE!!!"

Hijack the car and gun it. Max Speed!
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2016, 05:28:20 pm »
(success).

""OH, IM GREAT, MA BOY!!! Time to RIDE!!!", John screams, an australian accent suddenly springing from his lips.

He shoves the startled passer by back, flicking the keys out of the poor man's pocket and runs for the only other car of the same make parked nearby (Why was he parked in Central park? Who knows?).
He dives into the car, guns it up, and grins confusedly. What did he want to do next again? Where should he go?
« Last Edit: March 24, 2016, 05:29:54 pm by Dorsidwarf »
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2016, 05:48:27 pm »
Gotta head to the hunting store! Gotta grab me a shotty! Gotta go Fast, most of All!
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2016, 08:18:58 pm »
Make sure to grab a ton of ammo.
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2016, 11:39:36 pm »
Quote from: Dorsidwarf on March 24, 2016, 05:28:20 pm
(Why was he parked in Central park? Who knows?).
John isn't exactly the stablest of individuals. Can we trust that what he sees as a park isn't really a parking lot?

There's a pub in my hometown named "park.". This is so when people call the pub's patrons and ask where they are, they can just honestly say that they're "hanging out in the park".
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2016, 04:49:27 am »
Quote from: Salsacookies on March 24, 2016, 05:48:27 pm
Gotta head to the hunting store! Gotta grab me a shotty! Gotta go Fast, most of All!
John slams down the accelerator, speeding down the road
(5 vs 3) He swerves around the police car speeding in the opposite, flipping off the startled policeman, and roars out of the park.

(4) Where the hell is a gunshop?!

Make sure to grab a ton of ammo, John
He blinks. Is that another voice? It has good advice...

He looks up, and finds himself idling outside Janice's Fine Dining (Expensive edibles for the discerning home cook). Sirens are in the distance again.

Salsacookies failed an untrained roll. Bid for control of John!
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2016, 05:45:43 am »
I bidded my due!
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2016, 11:20:06 am »
Bidditty Bidditty Bot.

 I have bidded.
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2016, 12:40:18 pm »
PTW
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Re: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time
« Reply #44 on: March 26, 2016, 12:42:35 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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