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Author Topic: Everybody Is John [4/4] - A Roleplaying Game For Terrible People - Salsa Time  (Read 8613 times)

Dorsidwarf

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2/4 bids in.

Feel free to bid by PM if you think the other voices are dirt cheaters, but make a post here with an empty spoiler if you do.
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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(I'm watching this eagerly. I was temped to send a submission myself, but I'd rather watch the chaos from outside.)
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Bid 1
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'Salright. It's ealry enough that posting it IC shouldn't matter.
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TFTH bid: 2 Willpower
Sosoku bid: 1 Willpower
Tomasque bid: 3 Willpower
Salsacookies bid: 3 Willpower

Tomasque wins the coin-flip.

Tomasuque is John.

As the wayward Voice settles into his brain, John shudders in the breeze, opening his eyes. and squinting in the dawn light. He appears to be hugging a small, stone pyramid. He blinks twice, then turns his head.



He looks back at the pyramid. There's a grappling hook embedded in the rock, with him belayed to a cable fastened to its end.
He looks down.


This is not a pyramid.



With growing alarm, John realises that he has no idea how he got up here - or how to abseil.


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Mirror's Thief
Hoarder Henry
« Last Edit: March 21, 2016, 12:02:10 pm by Dorsidwarf »
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If you need replacements at any point, I'll be on call for that. Otherwise, PTW.
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I'll sit up here, doing nothing, and smiling smugly at the chumps below. Look at what I can do. I'm not coming down no matter what!
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I sulk. I'm supposed to go fast, not be high! Unless I can be fast And high!
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Just take caffeine and weed. You'll have the speed and the high.
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I'll sit up here, doing nothing, and smiling smugly at the chumps below. Look at what I can do. I'm not coming down no matter what!
John sits on the top of the Needle for a while, then looks at the growing crowd below and waves. Just as the enforced inactivity is about to send him to sleep, he hears sirens approaching.
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John grape the rope and begins sliding down to the bottom of the needle.
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