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[Tomasque]

    You decide to derail the game...

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:
Gender:
Class (Nothing too fancy):
Skills (choose 3, +1 to each):
Feat:

Playerlist (4/4)

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

Name: Cannibal Pete
Gender: Male
Class (Nothing too fancy): Butcher
Skills (choose 3, +1 to each): Cleaversmanship, Disease Resistance, and Eating
Feat: Strength from Fresh Meat- Gets stronger after eating a recent kill

Spoiler: My Name is Immaterial (click to show/hide)

Name: Saint Captain Mosey
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate
Skills: Swashbuckling, Sailing, and Drinking
Feat: The Chosen People: Combat bonuses against ninjas and Hare Krishna.

Spoiler: kevak (click to show/hide)

Name: Cat
Gender: You expect me to check? It's a cat.
Class/Race: Blink Cat
Skills: Being adorable. Teleporting. Being sneaky.
Feat: Nine Lives: This cat has been exposed to one too many magic rituals and consequentially has taken on one of the abilities of the First Felines. Maybe it's a former familiar, maybe it was just there to deal with the rats. But you know what they say about cats. Magic rubs off on them.

Spoiler: Shadestyle (click to show/hide)

Name: Zalsaberium
Gender: Female
Class Bladewhip Diplomat:
Skills Sword usage, Diplomacy, Resist pain:
Feat: Pain is pleasure: Zalsa never knows her health, when it is below half, she gains a hidden bonus to combat and diplomacy.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Name: Saint Captain Mosey
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate
Skills: Swashbuckling, Sailing, and Drinking
Feat: The Chosen People: Combat bonuses against ninjas and Hare Krishna.

[Sosoku234]

Name: Gadfadder A-ton (a-dash-ton)
Gender: Male
Class (Nothing too fancy): Mafia
Skills (choose 3, +1 to each): Eavesdropping, Forgery, Gunslinging
Feat: Murder, Arson, and Jaywalking: For any higher consequence actions, receive +6 to the next stealth roll and for any lower consequence action, get -6 stealth on next roll

[~Neri]

Name: Cat
Gender: You expect me to check? It's a cat.
Class/Race: Blink Cat
Skills: Being adorable. Teleporting. Being sneaky.
Feat: Nine Lives: This cat has been exposed to one too many magic rituals and consequentially has taken on one of the abilities of the First Felines. Maybe it's a former familiar, maybe it was just there to deal with the rats. But you know what they say about cats. Magic rubs off on them.

[Shadestyle]

Name: Zalsaberium
Gender: Female
Class Bladewhip Diplomat:
Skills Sword usage, Diplomacy, Resist pain:
Feat: Pain is pleasure: Zalsa never knows her health, when it is below half, she gains a hidden bonus to combat and diplomacy.

[El Rey De Los Monos]

Name: Edgar From Betelgeuse
Gender: Male
Class: Intergalactic Hitchhiker
Skills: Towel Combat
Feat: Seeing the galaxy for less than 30 Altrarian Dollars a day.

[Tomasque]

Characters chosen. You other guys will get another chance at this when it derails again. Oh, or if the current characters die. Anyway:

 Everyone has just entered the dungeon of N$jbu89bs (don't blame me, blame the name generator). There is a closed door to the outside behind them. Ther is a hallway to their left and right. In front of them is a room, with a door at the far end. Confused? Just imagine the side of a top hat. You are at the bottom. Man, descriptive imagery at its finest.

[Salsacookies]

I go left, because I'm a leftist lefty

[~Neri]

Teleport onto someone's head. Ride whichever direction they go. ONWARD MY STEED!

[Tomasque]

Talking to self: Hmmm... okay.. that'll work muahahhahah!

 New mechanic: This will always be in effect, regardless of what we've derailed to. An update happens 24 hours after the first person posts an action. Anyone who has not posted an action will get derailed.

[Shadestyle]

I go forward

[Tomasque]

I go left, because I'm a leftist lefty

[3]
 Huh, an empty hallway. Seems to go on for a long time. Suddenly, you hear a noise from above...

Teleport onto someone's head. Ride whichever direction they go. ONWARD MY STEED!

[2+1]
 Weeee! Salsacookies sure is fun to ride on. You notice a hole in the ceiling up ahead. As you pass under it, you hear a weird sound. Scuttling?

I go forward

[2] You walk until you smack face first into the door. It falls over, revealing a large, empty throne room with lots of pillars.


 My Name Is Immaterial stands with a dull look on his face. In his mind, he is far, far away:
Villains: Age of Darkness

What is your superpower?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Flight, the bland classic, the superpower version of a Saltine Cracker.

[Salsacookies]

Yummy, fast food! Bite into Kevak after I grab him!

[Shadestyle]

Money, I go forward.