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[Max™]

Ah Rumrusher and your hilarious atrocities. I expect amusing sketch-renderings.

[Rumrusher]

well all the merchants got turn into ducks, and got stuck up in trees.
couldn't trade with any of them because of this and made their hauling animals go berserk.
oh and only now notice my outpost diplomat was a goblin. so I had a goblin talk to a duck about local affairs.
and now stuck in a tree relaxing at the place.

[Max™]

It wasn't really inevitable... it was... evitable?

[Uzu Bash]

It wasn't really inevitable... it was... evitable?

That really is a word.

[Max™]

Yeah but it's usually replaced with avoidable. If it wasn't for the 40.24 inevitable spam I doubt it would show up as much as it does. Amused me having the girlfriend come in laughing because one of her animal crossing friends fell in a pitfall while they were also on hangouts and she muttered "it was inevitable" to their confusion.

[Rumrusher]

not an adventurer child but just as weird.

So I some how prove Inter species Breeding works just not with my adventurer.
the dwarf lady basically had duck husband and gave birth to this kid.
the child's name is lorbam Silverbronze. and I'm Miffed that it's been almost a full year and the duck adventurer eggs didn't hatch.
so uhh the kid like half duck half dwarf might slowly turn into a full duck considering mom was a dwarf at the time of birth.
but hey it's possible.

[Max™]

Where do you even get these ideas?

[Rumrusher]

less getting ideas and more dwarf fortress throwing scenarios out and I'm just retelling them.
like I had an duck outbreak that seem miss half of the dwarves most of were migrants.
so I ended up with getting a marriage pair that basically different species/race by accident.
any news is better than no news.
also I'm sure because I save the game the Duck kid gonna be super corrupted and I can't even look at their description any more.

which is why I made this just incase I feel like I need to draw this ugly duckling

still not an Adventurer baby but she's weird enough that I accept her either way.

[Max™]

What's that in the shadows, Lorbam owns the night... somewhere some villain sneaks, but his numbers up, three two one, Silverbronze! Let's get atrocious. She's half duck!

[Rumrusher]

What's that in the shadows, Lorbam owns the night... somewhere some villain sneaks, but his numbers up, three two one, Silverbronze! Let's get atrocious. She's half duck!

annnnnd she got turn into a full duck after a werechameleon spook all the dwarves.
I really need to move more adventurers to the fort to counter balance the duck problem.
also sold my expedition leader for some cages.

[Elfhater69]

What's that in the shadows, Lorbam owns the night... somewhere some villain sneaks, but his numbers up, three two one, Silverbronze! Let's get atrocious. She's half duck!

annnnnd she got turn into a full duck after a werechameleon spook all the dwarves.
I really need to move more adventurers to the fort to counter balance the duck problem.
also sold my expedition leader for some cages.

You can sell people?

[Rumrusher]

What's that in the shadows, Lorbam owns the night... somewhere some villain sneaks, but his numbers up, three two one, Silverbronze! Let's get atrocious. She's half duck!

annnnnd she got turn into a full duck after a werechameleon spook all the dwarves.
I really need to move more adventurers to the fort to counter balance the duck problem.
also sold my expedition leader for some cages.

You can sell people?

well you can if you happen to turn them into a pet they have to be apart of the fort though so you can't sell guests unless they agree to join your fort then you can sell them.
slavery totally Doable I think plumphelmet men are one of those "not enough sentient to be label a citizen so they fall under pets." and you can just cage and ship them out.
which made me ponder what would happen if I did that to an Adventurer and where will they go?

[nomoetoe]

I assume the adventurer would just cease to exist, but please test this, !SCIENCE! demands it. c:

[Rumrusher]

it's on the backburner till I finish Adventurer Babies, which after that I'm just gonna work on side projects that require caging and sellin stuff.
edit:
okay so checked 2 dwarves from a custom embark that turn lovers, and notice yup they share 1 thing in common that most adventurers don't have in character creation.
likes and dislikes, some how these 2 dwarves love spears and that love found each other. where as adventurers don't even have personal likes of objects.

[Untrustedlife]

it's on the backburner till I finish Adventurer Babies, which after that I'm just gonna work on side projects that require caging and sellin stuff.
edit:
okay so checked 2 dwarves from a custom embark that turn lovers, and notice yup they share 1 thing in common that most adventurers don't have in character creation.
likes and dislikes, some how these 2 dwarves love spears and that love found each other. where as adventurers don't even have personal likes of objects.

They don't if you retire them in a fort and check?