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Author Topic: YOU ARE A PEASANT  (Read 9618 times)

Andres

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2016, 03:49:22 am »

Keep flexing and screaming until my power level increases.
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2016, 10:16:17 am »

Become Dustan's bodyguard!
[3] YOU BECOME ASSISTANT.

BECOME GOD DERAIL GAME VIA MASS MURDER BUTTON KILL EVERYONE!!!!!
[1] YOU BECOME MOUSE ARE CAUGHT IN MOUSETRAP.

create a band of mercenaries with Sarrak and Andres. Get menial bounty hunting task from king Harlaus of Swadia. Go perform said bounty hunt.
[4] NO JOB YET. BUT YOU'RE READY.

Protest about unfair treatment of the elderly. Become major figure of the growing Old Buds Rights Movement.
[3] THEY NOT LISTENING. PLUS, THERE ALREADY A PRESIDENT FOR THAT.

xD on them.
[2] IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.

Build a plane, and then fly said plane away from the conflict.
[5] YOU GENIUS FAR AHEAD OF TIME. YOU ESCAPE TO DISTANT COUNTRY.

Eat the dungeon!
[4] YOU EAT THE DOOR.

Respawn!

You gotta admit, I DID escape!
[2] YOU RESPAWN IN THE CASTLE AS A PEASANT.

GO TO CHURCH
[2] THERE IS NO CHURCH IN THE CASTLE.

EAT THE SOLDIERS AGAINST THEIR WILL
[5] YOU DO THAT. YOU DO THAT VERY WELL. NOW EVERYONE'S RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU AND SCREAMING.

Keep flexing and screaming until my power level increases.
[6] YOU YELL AND SCREAM LIKE THE BEST SAIYAN EVER. YOUR POWER LEVEL RISES AND RISES. BUT YOU'VE BEEN STANDING WITH LOCKED KNEES, SO YOU FAINT.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Coolrune206

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2016, 10:21:38 am »

BREAK OUT OF THE JAIL! EAT THE CASTLE!
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2016, 10:23:49 am »

BUILD CHURCH WITH ENEMY CORPSES, THEN GO TO CHURCH
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highmax28

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2016, 10:29:53 am »

help the defenders launch flaming cows upon our foes!
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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2016, 10:32:29 am »

Become universe.
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Doomblade187

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2016, 10:44:26 am »

BREAK OUT OF THE JAIL! EAT THE CASTLE!
[5] THE CASTLE IS GONE. BRAVO. YOU BRIEFLY CONSIDER BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL SPEED EATER.

BUILD CHURCH WITH ENEMY CORPSES, THEN GO TO CHURCH
[4] YOU START BUILDING A CHURCH, BUT THERE AREN'T ENOUGH CORPSES YET. YOU NEED A FEW DOZEN MORE AT LEAST.

help the defenders launch flaming cows upon our foes!
[6] YOU LAUNCH MANY FLAMING COWS, BUT NOW YOU'RE RUNNING SHORT ON FOOD. ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOU KILLED A FEW INVADERS.

Become universe.
[3] YOU CONSIDER IT, BUT BEING THE EVERYTHING JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT YET.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

highmax28

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2016, 11:18:33 am »

Aid in firing siege weapons against the invaders! Make sure the ammo is on fire!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2016, 11:59:03 am »

Become ATH.
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2016, 12:23:16 pm »

Dig a fourteen mile wide and four hundred mile long trenchfeild for the archers.
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2016, 12:31:00 pm »

With the Castle gone, join forces with my 4 other old pals to become an elite force of super warriors in colorful spandex suits. Proceed to kick invader ass with our united force of oldship
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2016, 12:32:44 pm »

From my distant country, start raising funds and awareness of the terrible war.
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2016, 01:44:41 pm »

Become William Wallace. Kill everything with giant Claymore.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2016, 01:47:38 pm »

Kill brassroast for killing other peasants while pretending to be William Wallace.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Aslandus

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2016, 02:16:54 pm »

NOW EAT THE INVADERS!
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