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Author Topic: YOU ARE A PEASANT  (Read 9610 times)

Aslandus

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2016, 08:19:23 pm »

EAT THE INVADERS!

Doomblade187

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2016, 12:52:12 am »

REMOVE MOAT
[2] WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE SUCH A NICE LANDSCAPING PIECE?

REMOVE REMOVER OF MOAT
[1] YOU REMOVE YOURSELF VIA THE MOAT. RESPAWN?

RIDE BOAT ON MOAT
[3] IT TOOK SOME TIME TO FIND THE BOAT, SO YOU HAVEN'T BOATED ON THE MOAT.

BECOME JESUS AND FLY ACROSS MOAT!
[3] YOU PONDER LIFE MYSTERIES.

Turn Super Saiyan.
[3] YOU FLEX AGGRESSIVELY.

Escape the moat! And be epic in doing so!
[6] YOU LEAP CLEAR OF THE MOAT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING IN. YOU LEAP CLEAR OF THE ARMY AND THE CASTLE. YOU LEAP CLEAR OF THE SKY. YOU IN ORBIT NOW. RESPAWN?

Arm myself in the army's supplies using the armory! And I don't just mean enough supplies for one person... USE THE ENTIRE ARMORY! TAKE EVERY BIT OF SUPPLIES AND USE IT!
[1] THE GUARDS THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON.

Take my trusty axe and go crush some heads.
[5] YOU CRUSH A FEW INVADER WITH AXE.

mumble something about it being almost harvesting season while leaving the castle for Praven and Swadia.
[6] YOU LEAVE WITH SUCH HASTE AND BLUSTER THAT YOU DRAG ALONG TWO PEASANTS WITH YOU. ANDRES AND SARRAK ARE NOW VERY CONFUSED AND IN SWADIA.

Blame rheumatisms and youngsters these day. Then drink alcohol at the top of the keep.
[6] YOU DRINK REST OF ALCOHOL IN CASTLE. KING THROWS YOU IN DUNGEON.

EAT THE INVADERS!
[3] THE SOLDIERS WON'T LET YOU AT THEM.
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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2016, 01:01:56 am »

BECOME GOD DERAIL GAME VIA MASS MURDER BUTTON KILL EVERYONE!!!!!
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Sarrak

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2016, 01:06:33 am »

Become Dustan's bodyguard!
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Dustan Hache

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2016, 01:07:22 am »

create a band of mercenaries with Sarrak and Andres. Get menial bounty hunting task from king Harlaus of Swadia. Go perform said bounty hunt.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2016, 01:13:06 am by Dustan Hache »
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Nakéen

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2016, 01:57:08 am »

Protest about unfair treatment of the elderly. Become major figure of the growing Old Buds Rights Movement.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2016, 02:39:20 am »

xD on them.
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2016, 04:13:24 am »

Build a plane, and then fly said plane away from the conflict.
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Coolrune206

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2016, 06:39:21 am »

Eat the dungeon!
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highmax28

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2016, 07:50:43 am »

Respawn!

You gotta admit, I DID escape!
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2016, 08:08:48 am »

GO TO CHURCH
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Aslandus

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2016, 04:48:21 pm »

EAT THE SOLDIERS AGAINST THEIR WILL

Sosoku234

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2016, 08:11:25 pm »

DIE.
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2016, 08:11:27 pm »

« Last Edit: February 23, 2016, 08:31:22 pm by Sosoku234 »
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Dustan Hache

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2016, 08:52:56 pm »

Spoiler: Why I love Swadia. (click to show/hide)
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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