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Author Topic: YOU ARE A PEASANT  (Read 9637 times)

Aslandus

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2016, 08:19:23 pm »
EAT THE INVADERS!
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Doomblade187

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2016, 12:52:12 am »
Quote from: TempAcc on February 22, 2016, 01:46:05 pm
REMOVE MOAT
[2] WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE SUCH A NICE LANDSCAPING PIECE?

Quote from: AkumaKasai on February 22, 2016, 01:47:41 pm
REMOVE REMOVER OF MOAT
[1] YOU REMOVE YOURSELF VIA THE MOAT. RESPAWN?

Quote from: Salsacookies on February 22, 2016, 01:50:30 pm
RIDE BOAT ON MOAT
[3] IT TOOK SOME TIME TO FIND THE BOAT, SO YOU HAVEN'T BOATED ON THE MOAT.

Quote from: AbstractTraitorHero on February 22, 2016, 01:59:06 pm
BECOME JESUS AND FLY ACROSS MOAT!
[3] YOU PONDER LIFE MYSTERIES.

Quote from: Andres on February 22, 2016, 02:06:19 pm
Turn Super Saiyan.
[3] YOU FLEX AGGRESSIVELY.

Quote from: highmax28 on February 22, 2016, 02:14:43 pm
Escape the moat! And be epic in doing so!
[6] YOU LEAP CLEAR OF THE MOAT THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING IN. YOU LEAP CLEAR OF THE ARMY AND THE CASTLE. YOU LEAP CLEAR OF THE SKY. YOU IN ORBIT NOW. RESPAWN?

Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 22, 2016, 02:53:05 pm
Arm myself in the army's supplies using the armory! And I don't just mean enough supplies for one person... USE THE ENTIRE ARMORY! TAKE EVERY BIT OF SUPPLIES AND USE IT!
[1] THE GUARDS THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEON.

Quote from: Sarrak on February 22, 2016, 03:06:14 pm
Take my trusty axe and go crush some heads.
[5] YOU CRUSH A FEW INVADER WITH AXE.

Quote from: Dustan Hache on February 22, 2016, 06:04:41 pm
mumble something about it being almost harvesting season while leaving the castle for Praven and Swadia.
[6] YOU LEAVE WITH SUCH HASTE AND BLUSTER THAT YOU DRAG ALONG TWO PEASANTS WITH YOU. ANDRES AND SARRAK ARE NOW VERY CONFUSED AND IN SWADIA.

Quote from: Nakéen on February 22, 2016, 06:12:48 pm
Blame rheumatisms and youngsters these day. Then drink alcohol at the top of the keep.
[6] YOU DRINK REST OF ALCOHOL IN CASTLE. KING THROWS YOU IN DUNGEON.

Quote from: Aslandus on February 22, 2016, 08:19:23 pm
EAT THE INVADERS!
[3] THE SOLDIERS WON'T LET YOU AT THEM.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2016, 01:01:56 am »
BECOME GOD DERAIL GAME VIA MASS MURDER BUTTON KILL EVERYONE!!!!!
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

Sarrak

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2016, 01:06:33 am »
Become Dustan's bodyguard!
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Dustan Hache

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2016, 01:07:22 am »
create a band of mercenaries with Sarrak and Andres. Get menial bounty hunting task from king Harlaus of Swadia. Go perform said bounty hunt.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2016, 01:13:06 am by Dustan Hache »
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Nakéen

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2016, 01:57:08 am »
Protest about unfair treatment of the elderly. Become major figure of the growing Old Buds Rights Movement.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2016, 02:39:20 am »
xD on them.
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spümpkin

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2016, 04:13:24 am »
Build a plane, and then fly said plane away from the conflict.
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each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
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Coolrune206

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2016, 06:39:21 am »
Eat the dungeon!
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

highmax28

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2016, 07:50:43 am »
Respawn!

You gotta admit, I DID escape!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

TempAcc

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2016, 08:08:48 am »
GO TO CHURCH
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Aslandus

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2016, 04:48:21 pm »
EAT THE SOLDIERS AGAINST THEIR WILL
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Sosoku234

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2016, 08:11:25 pm »
DIE.
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Sosoku234

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2016, 08:11:27 pm »
« Last Edit: February 23, 2016, 08:31:22 pm by Sosoku234 »
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Dustan Hache

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2016, 08:52:56 pm »
Spoiler: Why I love Swadia. (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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