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Author Topic: YOU ARE A PEASANT  (Read 9595 times)

Nakéen

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #60 on: February 26, 2016, 01:31:35 pm »
Bargain to meet The One in Charge in the afterlife
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Aslandus

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #61 on: February 26, 2016, 01:42:26 pm »
TEAR OUT OF INVADERS' INNARDS!
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Coolrune206

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #62 on: February 26, 2016, 02:56:43 pm »
Expand my army search radius and recruit all of the speed eaters. Then, devour the world.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on September 27, 2017, 02:20:54 pm
"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

LordBrassroast

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #63 on: February 26, 2016, 03:49:35 pm »
Respawn in another castle somewhere else, that is still under whatever King I owe fealty to.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2016, 05:51:03 pm by LordBrassroast »
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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #64 on: February 26, 2016, 04:00:17 pm »
MARRY EVERYONE.
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
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Doritos

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #65 on: February 26, 2016, 04:03:28 pm »
HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?!!!
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Doritos

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2016, 04:05:57 pm »
Make a laser gun out of moon tree shards. I scream at it to power it up
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2016, 04:07:22 pm »
I was a peasant born with nothing. I died with nothing.

Respawn in another kingdom to do it again. Revolt!

« Last Edit: February 26, 2016, 07:52:25 pm by Quartz_Mace »
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #68 on: February 26, 2016, 07:09:24 pm »
Be resurrected by the spilled booze on the cellar floor.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
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Prophet

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #69 on: February 26, 2016, 07:51:03 pm »
Go off on a quest of magical knowledge so that I may learn more about magic and this new dimension.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Andres

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #70 on: February 27, 2016, 06:09:11 pm »
Go to the other continent and kill Digital Demon and all other thinking life there. If there is no more intelligent life on the planet, use my scouter to contact the Planet Trade Organisation and tell them I cleared a planet for sale.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.
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