Aid in firing siege weapons against the invaders! Make sure the ammo is on fire!
[1] The first shot falls back, destroys the catapult, and the resulting shrapnel kills you. Respawn?
Become ATH.
[3] Eh. You're not in the right mood.
Dig a fourteen mile wide and four hundred mile long trenchfeild for the archers.
[2] You can't find a shovel.
With the Castle gone, join forces with my 4 other old pals to become an elite force of super warriors in colorful spandex suits. Proceed to kick invader ass with our united force of oldship
[1] The invaders beat you to death with your own canes.
From my distant country, start raising funds and awareness of the terrible war.
[6] You get so many donations you have no idea what to do with them.
Become William Wallace. Kill everything with giant Claymore.
[6] You fight with such gusto and fury that you leave yourself defenseless as you fight you are now dead. As is everyone else in the castle. Respawn?
Kill brassroast for killing other peasants while pretending to be William Wallace.
[6] You manage to stick him with a spear in the back, but he cleaves you in half right afterwards. Respawn?
NOW EAT THE INVADERS!
[1] You make for a tasty peasant stew.
Become professional speed eater, win tournament and get money. Use money to buy army of speed-eaters.
[3] There aren't enough speed eaters in your area for an army, so you only gather a few.
Follow Dustan orders.
[3] Dustan is currently decesed, thanks to a William Wallace.
Wake up. Kill everything that things (besides me) on the planet with my ULTIMATE SAIYAN POWER. Sell to the highest bidder.
[4] You wake up and scream in rage at the world, and everyone except you on the continent dies horribly. Digital demon is on the neighboring continent, though, so he's fine.
Break into a cellar and get completely wasted whilst awaiting our inevitable demise.
[3] The blast wave chases you inside and you die from the impact. Respawn?
Go find a magic user's lair so that I may discover the source of their power!
[6] Upon reading an ancient tome, you learn how to escape to a different dimension. This is very helpful in escaping the blast wave, but you'really not sure how to return.
Stab the first wealthy man I see and steal his shit!
[1] You die just before you stab him. He dies too, though. Blast waves, man.
Wake up fly to the moon and come back with alien weaponry
[4] You are on the moon, but you're not sure where the Soviet-Era alien weapon caches are.
Put out fire.
Everyone knows a good PEASANT is either:
a.) on fire
b.) soon to be on fire
c.) has recently been on fire
so this is really the only sensible first step.
[3] You burn to death as the Saiyan Blast sets you alight.
Scream at a tree until it explodes
[5] You find a rare moon tree and explode it with your voice. Quite a feat.
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