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Doomblade187

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YOU ARE A PEASANT
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:44:23 am »
THE CASTLE IS UNDER SIEGE. YOU ARE A PEASANT HIDING FOR YOUR LIFE. WHAT DO?

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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

Salsacookies

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2016, 10:45:46 am »
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!
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Yep, the sig is here
Quote from: inaluct on February 02, 2016, 07:58:49 am
Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 21, 2016, 12:36:43 pm
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
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Adragis

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2016, 10:45:54 am »
Jump!
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2016, 12:11:59 pm »
Quote from: Salsacookies on February 22, 2016, 10:45:46 am
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!
[3] SHOUT OUT YOU DO.

BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. DAMN.

Quote from: Adragis029 on February 22, 2016, 10:45:54 am
Jump!
[4] YOU JUMP OFF THE WALL. NOW YOU STUCK IN MOAT.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

TempAcc

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2016, 01:46:05 pm »
REMOVE MOAT
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2016, 01:47:41 pm »
REMOVE REMOVER OF MOAT
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Salsacookies

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2016, 01:50:30 pm »
RIDE BOAT ON MOAT
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Yep, the sig is here
Quote from: inaluct on February 02, 2016, 07:58:49 am
Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
Quote from: Coolrune206 on February 21, 2016, 12:36:43 pm
I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
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AbstractTraitorHero

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2016, 01:59:06 pm »
BECOME JESUS AND FLY ACROSS MOAT!
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Quote from: hector13 on July 21, 2016, 10:17:32 pm
((I just facepalmed so hard I have a concussion))
Rip Abigail South Death by Drop pod my avatar is now morbid.

Andres

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2016, 02:06:19 pm »
Turn Super Saiyan.
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

highmax28

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2016, 02:14:43 pm »
Escape the moat! And be epic in doing so!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2016, 02:53:05 pm »
Arm myself in the army's supplies using the armory! And I don't just mean enough supplies for one person... USE THE ENTIRE ARMORY! TAKE EVERY BIT OF SUPPLIES AND USE IT!
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"You are a shameful gaggle of cowards who has made a mockery of the challenge, but you have avoided death. Sit and eat."

Sarrak

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2016, 03:06:14 pm »
Take my trusty axe and go crush some heads.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2016, 05:38:42 pm »
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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2016, 06:04:41 pm »
mumble something about it being almost harvesting season while leaving the castle for Praven and Swadia.
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: YOU ARE A PEASANT
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2016, 06:12:48 pm »
Blame rheumatisms and youngsters these day. Then drink alcohol at the top of the keep.
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