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Umbramor

Mira

Digita

Cyrus

Tebya's un named child

Blue's box

[Coolrune206]

"May the gods have mercy on my soul, I'd normally say... but I don't want your mercy. Alright, blast and fine. I'll play along."

Sit moodily around at the date. Demand a caffeinated beverage from any peons or underlings in the area.

[Bluexdog]

She grins and in a...disturbing tone.
Sorry but you owe me a date buddy!
Tebya grabs his arm then teleports them to the most romantic luxiourious place in the world if it does not exist make it.

(6) You teleport to a small village, it seems to be a mix of every race known.

You sit with Valosh in a stone tavern

"May the gods have mercy on my soul, I'd normally say... but I don't want your mercy. Alright, blast and fine. I'll play along."

Sit moodily around at the date. Demand a caffeinated beverage from any peons or underlings in the area.

(5) A servant gives you this new invention called coffee. It tastes very good

Go back to the slime and the squid people. Tell them to begin researching magical weaponry.

(5) They start immediately

[AbstractTraitorHero]

So not exactly the place I had in mind but it will have to do!
magic up a five course dinner....it will be "love inducing" also get some of that coffee.

[Bluexdog]

So not exactly the place I had in mind but it will have to do!
magic up a five course dinner....it will be "love inducing" also get some of that coffee.

(6) You magic up a feast, the coffee energizes you. when Valosh isn't looking you enchant the food with your preferred effect

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((It is a very light love effect think butterfly's in stomach love at first sight feeling.))

[Bluexdog]

((It is a very light love effect think butterfly's in stomach love at first sight feeling.))

((K den))

[Coolrune206]

Valosh is too excited by the caffeination in his coffee to eat. His warping becomes more erratic, and he suddenly disappears from the bar. He goes out into the streets and begins accidentally wreaking mayhem in a fit of excitement over coffee.

"I FEEL FANTASTIC"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Teleport him back here Tebya is clingy very clingy and she shall not be walked out on.

[Bluexdog]

Valosh is too excited by the caffeination in his coffee to eat. His warping becomes more erratic, and he suddenly disappears from the bar. He goes out into the streets and begins accidentally wreaking mayhem in a fit of excitement over coffee.

"I FEEL FANTASTIC"

(2) You cant teleport due to your erratic mind. you simply start running around the tavern until a hidden force calms you down

Teleport him back here Tebya is clingy very clingy and she shall not be walked out on.

(1) no need, he is being calmed down and he ceases running

[Coolrune206]

Valosh, still a little giddy, quickly orders more coffee. He produces a large, bottomless sack of gold from apparently nowhere.

"ALL OF THE COFFEE. NOW."

[Bluexdog]

"Im sorry my lord, that was our last batch"

[Coolrune206]

(Speaking very rapidly, with an increasing frequency and rate) "YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE WRETCH I AM THE DEITY OF PLUNDER YOU WILL GET ME COFFEE NOW OR I WILL RAZE THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND I HAVE LIMITLESS FUNDS I CAN ORGANIZE A MASSIVE ARMY TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE TAVERN USING CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY. JUST. TRY. ME."

[AbstractTraitorHero]

come and eat something Valosh and calm down.

[Bluexdog]

(Speaking very rapidly, with an increasing frequency and rate) "YOU INSUFFERABLE LITTLE WRETCH I AM THE DEITY OF PLUNDER YOU WILL GET ME COFFEE NOW OR I WILL RAZE THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND I HAVE LIMITLESS FUNDS I CAN ORGANIZE A MASSIVE ARMY TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE TAVERN USING CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY. JUST. TRY. ME."

He gets fearful,

"Yes my lord! we will get right on it" With that most of the staff run out to gather more Coffee Beans

[Coolrune206]

Valosh calmly walks back over to his table.

"Ah, where were we? Nice place, huh? Be a shame if I end up having to raze it."