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Umbramor

Mira

Digita

Cyrus

Tebya's un named child

Blue's box

[Bluexdog]

Eh, it's good enough. Begin spreading unity amongst the civilizations, and have them sign some kind of formal contract agreeing that their enemies are each others enemies, and they are not each others enemies. Then, commence inputting myself into the dreams of their leaders as a deity. I want respect and worship, damnit!

(5) The Vikings are united and the leaders start to revere you as a supreme god. they also develop a fear for Grim the death god

[Coolrune206]

Now, start plundering, my men! Lend them fair seas, and start throwing raccoons at them for amusement.

[Bluexdog]

(6) The sea becomes perfect for sailing however in the creation of Raccoons you make them come out to be Viking sized beasts. The Vikings set up a makeshift arena and place a throne for you to watch The man vs beast fights

[Coolrune206]

Amuse myself with the man versus beast fights. Do my best to make the raccoons intelligent too, and symbiotic with the vikings. Then, begin moving inland and plundering the hippie kingdoms. Start the vikings on training and educating the raccoons to be superior warbeasts, and creating armor and weapons for their new beast-like friends.

[Bluexdog]

Amuse myself with the man versus beast fights. Do my best to make the raccoons intelligent too, and symbiotic with the vikings. Then, begin moving inland and plundering the hippie kingdoms. Start the vikings on training and educating the raccoons to be superior warbeasts, and creating armor and weapons for their new beast-like friends.

(5) The Raccoons are trained and speak now, they are armored up and ready for war. You move inland to start your conquest.

(1) Your Legion comes to a Graveyard spanning miles. Your Legion meets with A horde of Undead which leaves your Men with a decreasing moral. If you would notice at the front of the horde is an armored black knight with a Crimson sword

Are you prepared to do Battle with the Death god?

[Coolrune206]

Wave in a friendly manner to the death god.

"Hey, Jeff. Your name was Jeff, right? Oh right, it was Grim! Hey man, us gods of evil, we gotta stick together. Let's conquer these hippies who are opposed to violence and death, and use the powers of plundering and death to turn the world into a breeding paradise of death! Let us rule together!"

[Bluexdog]

Wave in a friendly manner to the death god.

"Hey, Jeff. Your name was Jeff, right? Oh right, it was Grim! Hey man, us gods of evil, we gotta stick together. Let's conquer these hippies who are opposed to violence and death, and use the powers of plundering and death to turn the world into a breeding paradise of death! Let us rule together!"

"I Will not rule over the world you describe, their must always be balance between good and evil. I cannot let you pass. turn back now and I will spare you and your people"
The Death God Exudes an aura of Despair and fear, Grim's Crimson blade glows

[Coolrune206]

"Alas that you cannot be made to see reason."

Valosh manipulates the control of the undead servants of the death god, twisting them into greedy beings, who all see their god as a beautiful treasure. They should fight each other to the death. In the meantime, Valosh personally takes the fight to the god of death, using his ability to not exist and exist at the same time to avoid the blows of the hostile god, while at the same time slowly and efficiently stabbing the god in the knees with a dirk. Valosh's armies will seize the opportunity of the distracted skeletons to attack!

[Bluexdog]

(3) Sadly the skeletons are far to loyal. they charge,

(2) You stab the Death gods knees but they bounce off the armor, He then cuts you with his crimson sword. blue blood pours from your arm

[Coolrune206]

"Oh, you have wounded me. How foul."

Barbarians, form a defensive line. The racoons will wait behind, and pounce when the skeleton army nears. They will be like large dogs, in a field of animated, angry bones. Like a kid in a shop full of demonic candy. In the meantime, I will drink my own Ichor, and, fueled by rage, unleash the power of my shadowy whip, tangling up his limbs, before stabbing him in his... I dunno, how about his reproductive organs? Does death even have those?

[Bluexdog]

"Oh, you have wounded me. How foul."

Barbarians, form a defensive line. The racoons will wait behind, and pounce when the skeleton army nears. They will be like large dogs, in a field of animated, angry bones. Like a kid in a shop full of demonic candy. In the meantime, I will drink my own Ichor, and, fueled by rage, unleash the power of my shadowy whip, tangling up his limbs, before stabbing him in his... I dunno, how about his reproductive organs? Does death even have those?

(4) The Defensive line is made
(3) The Raccoons Ignore your orders due to their feral nature, they turn on their Viking handlers
(3) Your whip scratches Grim's cheek but fails to rap around his limbs

"You just sealed your fate" ((Rolling the form he will take))

(6) The earth shakes and cracks, Grim Grows wings and doubles in size, The Death god has transformed

"Behold my True form! PREPARE TO FACE JUDGMENT!"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Tebya makes a flash of appear signalling her return to godhood now teleport to that newbie God I wasn't finished speaking.

[Bluexdog]

Tebya makes a flash of appear signalling her return to godhood now teleport to that newbie God I wasn't finished speaking.

(4) You teleport above a gigantic battle, You feel Grim's presence but only see a giant Gargoyle

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Yo grim what's going on?

[Coolrune206]

"This is bad... time to rethink."

Use my deity powers to quickly warp my people home, and warp the raccoons into the midst of the enemies. Then, use my ability to warp my own reality to just avoid the gargoyle's attacks. Look apathetic while doing it.

"Oh hello there love god. What's up? I'm fine, thanks for asking. Just fighting a massive demon. Hey, calm him down and I promise I er... Will allow you to make me less unloving and evil."