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Author Topic: Crabs are hilariously sentient.  (Read 1699 times)

UristMcDwarf

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Crabs are hilariously sentient.
« on: February 21, 2016, 09:12:45 am »
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ShinQuickMan

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Re: Crabs are hilariously sentient.
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2016, 05:38:54 pm »
Heh. Now, I've heard reports of giant scorpions snatching away and firing (cross)bows. But tiny, ordinary crabs? That's a new one. Must be the pincers...
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Re: Crabs are hilariously sentient.
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2016, 07:14:30 pm »
What about the bat killing people with an axe?

Edit: typed bad but didn't notice because my tooth was a singularity of hatred and pain.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2016, 04:53:54 pm by Max™ »
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Re: Crabs are hilariously sentient.
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2016, 07:28:47 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on February 21, 2016, 07:14:30 pm
What about the bad killing people with an axe?
You missed "clams".   ;D
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UristMcDwarf

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Re: Crabs are hilariously sentient.
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2016, 08:07:27 pm »
update:
so i gave crabs sentience through modding and went on an adventure where i recruited a bunch of crabs to make like a music band
so i found 2 crabs and we formed a band but then i lost both of them?
i asked a townfolk about crab 1 and he said he was killed in town
i found the other crab chilling in a house and we started a jam sesh but a human ran through the house while we were jamming and killed the crab?
so i grabbed the crabs body and gave  him a burial at sea while singing his favorite song
and then after i finished the song i jumped into the ocean and drowned myself in grief
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Re: Crabs are hilariously sentient.
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2016, 11:44:24 pm »
Quote from: UristMcDwarf on February 21, 2016, 08:07:27 pm
update:
so i gave crabs sentience through modding and went on an adventure where i recruited a bunch of crabs to make like a music band
so i found 2 crabs and we formed a band but then i lost both of them?
i asked a townfolk about crab 1 and he said he was killed in town
i found the other crab chilling in a house and we started a jam sesh but a human ran through the house while we were jamming and killed the crab?
so i grabbed the crabs body and gave  him a burial at sea while singing his favorite song
and then after i finished the song i jumped into the ocean and drowned myself in grief

Ridiculously hilarious!
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