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Author Topic: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)  (Read 11620 times)

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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #150 on: February 29, 2016, 01:13:07 am »

+1 Yes, this is a name that will bring a smile and fear to all who hear it.
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #151 on: February 29, 2016, 10:16:39 am »

The boar's name shall be... Mr Pigglesworlth!

This. All of this. +1
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #152 on: February 29, 2016, 11:23:19 am »

I guess the boar is named.

Unless anyone else says anything, I suppose you eventually go to sleep or something and wake up tomorrow morning?

What do you do?
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #153 on: February 29, 2016, 11:28:11 am »

How about the Zuff-

Have breakfast, and feed Mr. Pigglesworth 4 more bugcakes. Ask our companion if they'd like anything.
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #154 on: February 29, 2016, 11:49:19 am »

How about the Zuff-

Can you please help me understand what you're asking about Throlu the Zuffen?

If food, then he'd happily have one of the rations you got off the Orcs. Is that what you mean? I'm not understanding, I think.
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #155 on: February 29, 2016, 11:52:34 am »

He's making a joke about doing the Zuffen.

So... Instead of that...

Ask Throlu where the Zuffenhome is. Let's see if we can get him back to where he belongs.
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #156 on: February 29, 2016, 01:39:38 pm »

How about the Zuff-

Can you please help me understand what you're asking about Throlu the Zuffen?

If food, then he'd happily have one of the rations you got off the Orcs. Is that what you mean? I'm not understanding, I think.

Yeah. Food, water, whatever he'd like.

We'd like to think of him as a friend, since he's pretty much the only thing other than Mr. Pigglesworth that we can call a family after our cave sweet cave's been destroyed by those goddamned elves.

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Wait, I suddenly have a very important question.

Are we a girl goblin or a guy goblin?
« Last Edit: February 29, 2016, 01:57:05 pm by vkiNm »
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Re: You are a stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #157 on: February 29, 2016, 03:07:11 pm »

(OOC: Let's keep this simple and go with male goblin, if only to avoid what I fear are going to be terrible situations.... If there's nothing else for the first day, then I guess let's go on to the beginning of the second.)

You sleep fairly well in Throlu's thatched place, which is both surprisingly cozy yet roomy enough and warm. You awaken to a breakfast of a tasty grub and a bugcake. Your boar likewise easily eats 4 bugcakes, having stayed put the entire night, which thankfully involved no attacks. You do miss your cave sweet cave, but this is, if nothing else, something and considering it hasn't even been a day yet, you're not entirely sure what else you could've hoped for (not that this was terrible at all).

You ask Throlu about the Zuffen to learn they are nomadic wanderers who blend in well. That might explain why Zuffen can build such an impressive shelter out of native materials so easily and well. Throlu believes the Zuffen people are traveling west perhaps going through the goblin lands, though Throlu has seemingly gotten separated from them (hence why the orc laborers were being so not nice...). The idea seems to be that following you through to the goblin lands might be a better idea, certainly than staying in a place like Plovin's Land where there is a bounty on Zuffen.

Throlu seems to like the arrangement as well as you do. You seem to offer physical protection, no interest in the Zuffen Bounty, as well as transportation. Meanwhile, Throlu clearly offers some healing, shelter, and awareness for moving through this place you might have a hard time without as well as information about the area, etc.

You have eaten, as has the boar and Throlu. The thought about what was told you recently with the area and possible courses of actions off the Zuffen's head has crossed your mind in your sleep a couple of times.

What do you do?
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« Reply #158 on: February 29, 2016, 03:21:15 pm »

take down the shelter, maybe see about finding fresh water for the waterskins and then head towards Goblinland.
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« Reply #159 on: February 29, 2016, 04:14:45 pm »

Honestly, taking down the shelter is a would waste time and serve no purpose. Plus we might need it later. It's good to have a place to fall back to when you're in trouble.

I say go west a little bit. Throlu mentioned some ruins. Ask him what he knows about these ruins and go there if there's anything positive.

We should probably go at least a little ways west of here. There are ruins we could hide in if we have to.

We might find a new place to hide or sleep or something. We might also find some stuff where we can manage to find other things we need.
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #160 on: February 29, 2016, 05:09:24 pm »

We shall lead Throlu through the orc lands back to the Zuffen. Then, we shall lead all the Zuffen through the goblin lands to the paradise beyond. We shall be thier savior.

we shall be ....

Gobler Knighter, vigilante of the wayward Bug Devour, Savior of the Zuffen people, conqueror of the Ogre Plovin!

These things shall come to pass in time...
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #161 on: February 29, 2016, 05:15:35 pm »

Begin travelling west in search of the Zuffen!
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #162 on: February 29, 2016, 05:24:04 pm »

Let us try to return Throlu to his Zuffen people. Then... I believe that we in accord. Though we know not why, considering we have only just met this one, singular Zuffen, the need for FREEDOM of Zuffenkind is too great!
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #163 on: February 29, 2016, 05:50:53 pm »

Lets try our to improve our skills first by getting a key from a guard tower.
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Re: You are a stupid, stupid goblin. Get in before it dies (SG)
« Reply #164 on: February 29, 2016, 06:49:25 pm »

Seemingly having a deep sense of feeling for the Zuffen, you consider resolving internally towards finding and helping them, and Throlu getting back to rightful kin.

You set out West, leaving the shelter alone for now, in case you need it later. You partially look for the zuffen, for a guard tower to steal a key from or perhaps for ruins to explore.

At present, you walk along the boar as Throlu rides it, feeling fairly better, as are you. You trek through the forest, and pass a massive herd of what seem to be some type of deer, again. Clearly this must be what the residents of this place are eating, at least the non goblin ones. As long as you don't get too close, they don't seem to care or bother you one bit. You wonder if the deer seem to know that goblins don't eat them, or maybe they just are preoccupied with something else. Who can say, the thoughts of a deer if deer have thoughts. Your boar oinks occasionally and plods along without much if any complaint.

What do you do? (Giving you choices as you progress, probably another update tonight is possible).
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